Findings:
- How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
- What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
- People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
- I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
- People don't flail when they die
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
- it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
- remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- Tell people they're beautiful and they will change the world
- A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
- sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
- What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
- For when you and your shiftless friends are thinking about seeing a movie
- The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
- When you kill people they die
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- Chipirones en su tinta
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
- I am thinking it's a sign that the freckles in our eyes are mirror images and when we kiss they're perfectly aligned
- Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
- What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
- Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
- people are lazy about explanations so they make rules
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- How to pick up hot red-headed chicks
- A joke about dealing with people
- When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
- Talking about love is like dancing about architecture
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- Nothing Matters When We're Dancing
- How to make your breasts look bigger
- How to screw with people's heads at the mall
- people got a lot of ideas about who i am
- It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
- The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
- how do you feel about miniature lazy susans behind glass
- I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
- How I Feel About Clasical Music
- Two bros sitting in a hot tub! Five feet apart 'cause they're not gay!
- when scalding water starts spraying out of your shower's hot water knob
- The thing to understand about trans people
- How to get people to leave you alone
- How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
- How years of imposed political correctness have affected my perception of people
- Dye your beard hot pink
- thinking about thinking
- Comparing essay about How to Tell Corn Fairies and Blue Silver stories
- how about not (user)
- sometimes i wonder about people who snap at strangers
- I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
- For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
- The nice thing about alcoholics is that they aren't afraid of the dark
- No, you idiot, lap dancing does not turn people into rapists
- reality is always ready to teach us about how our ideas are wrong
- Making your own hot lava
- How to Win Friends and Influence People
- HOT DAMN 2! When Ohio's a rockin' don't come a knockin'
- The Umbrella Academy is about damaged people
- How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- Automobile tire pressure
- How not to faint when you can't move
- How to scream when no one is looking
- Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
- How dancing assists acting
- How to drive a friend mad, and still feel good about yourself
- I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
- I never remembered my dreams until they started being about you
- And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
- Why should I care about proper HTML when it looks fine on my browser? (document)
- You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
- You, standing
- Writing about music is like dancing about architecture
- What are you thinking about?
- How about NO
- People who carp about their jobs
- i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
- In the Spirit of "Build Back Better", How about Bring Back Banishment?
- In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
- painting yourself into a corner today is better than spending a week thinking about painting
- They're Dancing, Sara, They're Dancing
- Dancing, you sparkle. You are what happens when music makes love with light.
- How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
- You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
- How to Make an Absolutely Delicious Hot Chocolate in a Jiffy
- hot dogs are not made of dog, they are made of pig
- They're Red Hot
- The cluelessness of the press when writing about computer crime
- I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
- How to Talk Dirty and Influence People
- when trafficking in HOT NAKED PICS OF 18 YEAR OLD SLUTS, consider your sources carefully
- How to win a hot dog eating contest
- Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
- What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- How can people listen to that crap?
- The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- How fast can blind people read?
- How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
- How to close a KFC when you're a cook
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- how life is all about loving and being loved
- Thinking about seitan makes miso horny
- How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
- The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
- They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
- When is it OK to node about noding?
- When you think about smoking
- Leaked AOL memo about hackings and how to handle press
- George Bush doesn't care about black people
- When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
- Dear God: how about that whole holocaust thing?
- another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
- Her smile, thinking about you
- How Does The Turkey Feel About Thanksgiving
- I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
- The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
- When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
- The bored who complain
- 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
- he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
- It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
- Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody
- A Story About How Evil Wal-Mart Is
- what we talk about when we talk about Punk
- People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
- When to talk about religion
- What I talk about when I talk about running
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
- Find someone who dreams about people like you
- Some times your elders may know what they're talking about
- If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
- When I heard about the funeral I said "Why?"
- There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
- The time they fantasize about was built on a lie
- How to write about colors?
- the world's big enough, but how about your mind?
- thinking about the brain surgery of your psychoanalyst, whose name is john, will make you crazy in a new way
- how do I air an attitude gripe about family?
- When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
- i like it when we talk about the deep stuff
- On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
- what's the point of having other peoples' thoughts about something?
- Look Who's Dancing
- I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about
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