Findings:
- I cannot be touched by any of this madness
- Name every road down which you go in a tongue that only you know
- You cannot be in love with every beautiful thing you see
- if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
- If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
- Don't be an IM phantom
- The only thing to be truthfully said about tomorrow is that it changes everything
- drum rudiments which sound like they were named by a neural net
- I'm going to be a Dad
- Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
- may their names be sung forever
- Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- the only true religion is the one that lives in the heart of every human being
- trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
- This statement cannot be proven
- I'm not drinking any more
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- Which is not to be found in our obituaries
- Your anti-religious stance may be confusing the organization of religion with religion itself
- Any song can be a love song
- Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
- I'm just saying, keep an eye on anyone named "Angrus McMurderstab"
- Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
- you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
- Hallowed Be Thy Name
- Every poem is a silence that needed to be broken
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- Ideals and beliefs cannot be compartmentalized
- This program cannot be run in DOS mode
- Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
- Let it never be said I slept through it. I never sleep
- I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
- Any poet can be a computer. Any computer can be a poet.
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
- Every mile the same, every town another name
- my religion doesn't have a name
- Hello, my name is Kensey, and I'm an addict
- I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
- A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
- I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
- If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
- Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- Information cannot be owned
- The Internet Cannot Be Stored In Your Recycle Bin
- And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
- Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
- The one valid argument for Judaism over any other religion
- I'm not doing it just to be weird
- I'm going to be a programmer!
- The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
- And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
- From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
- You can not be in love with every beautiful thing you see
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
- If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- Animals which may be immortal
- All religions are not like Christianity
- That which cannot give me everything I might want
- your struggle must be a terrible fire, which only grows as you pass it to others
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
- A Tyler By Any Other Name
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- The passions of a love affair between a chemist and a certain prostitute named Pamela Diaz are shared by millions of unwitting 'patients' every day
- He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
- This exact place where we laughed so much and the way you said my name will echo always in my brain
- A Room That Said I’m Sorry
- "My God," she said, "I'm beautiful."
- On feeling haunted by words which were never said
- heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
- The Naming of Names
- Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- A Jared by any other name
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
- even though I wouldn't be able to tell you any of this
- Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
- Things every child should be taught
- In the maze of my mind, some paths cannot be backtracked
- You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
- Meditation I: Of the Things which may be brought within the Sphere of the Doubtful
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- Governments cannot be trusted with our personal information
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- Names that should never be given to important files
- I'm dreaming it so it must be true
- Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
- Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
- Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter
- I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
- The page cannot be displayed
- I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
- every partial order can be extended to a total order
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
- They will not be named!
- I said to my soul, be cool.
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
- I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
- Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
- The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
- there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
- Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
- The company giveth and the company taketh away. Blessed be the name of the company.
- Every tale is not to be believed
- cannot be again
- nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie
- I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
- i'm trying not to be a prisoner of time
- only the named can be destroyed
- Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
- Charlotte, who, like a lot of low-maintenance women, cannot tell a lie, said, Yes.
- The effects of disease upon three major world religions: Hinduism, Christianity, and Buddhism
- Of which we cannot speak we must remain silent
- Things which money cannot buy
- I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
- I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
- Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
- Allow me to name names of every name except the name I wish to drop
- They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
- I'm in Love with a Girl Named Spike
- Every note whispers your name
- What kind of OS changes its name every 6 months?
- Every Which Way but Loose
- Water, water, every where, Nor any drop to drink…
- Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
- The tattoo phenomenon
- Tips for the first day of any college course
- discordian zodiac astrology and such other things as which are connected
- Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
- Do not, under any circumstances, touch this button
- It doesn't get any better than this
- any way, shape or form
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- Pick a nose, any nose : Cosmetic Surgery in society
- Love In Any Language
- Any time! Anywhere!
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- Does war have any redeeming features?
- We're not hitch-hiking any more... we're RIDING!
- At least things can't get any worse
- I climbed the stairs behind him, without any reason to follow
- Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
- Advantaging all without disadvantaging any
- Opening a command prompt in Windows
- As any fool can plainly see
- The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
- how to simulate any random variable by tossing a coin
- Any port in a storm
- Gym equipment
- Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
- Why aren't there any female Jedi?
- It Doesn't Matter Any More
- I can break into any Ford Expedition in an hour
- How to turn any number into a 9
- More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
- The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
- Any time is Trinidad time
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