Findings:

• Rap artists who insist on singing their own name in their songs
• the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
• Bands Who Take Their Names from Eighteenth-century English Poetry and Prose
• Know your pets
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Why do Christians bring their kids up as Christians?
• And I don't even know their names
• To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• People who carp about their jobs
• The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• Kid named John, or something like that.
• Country kids driving their sins up haunted logging roads
• Kids who walk in the middle of the road
• Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• Addressing others by their user names
• Bumper stickers about kids who beat up honor students
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• girls who like to see their grandmother fight
• Making the Movies VII Movie Stars Who Risk Their Lives for Realistic Films
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• The man who went to Heaven and to Hell
• Crazy mixed up kids who stopped living and became zombies
• He Knows Not Their Names
• In their Disneyland are there kids just like this?
• Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
• Who made Hell?
• come name their bone dance
• may their names be sung forever
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Dead links in writeups
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• I want you to know who I am beyond my name
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• Guess Who's Coming to Dinner? Bloody Hell, It's an Irishman!
• More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• Capitalize, please
• Judging women by their books
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• I who put thorns on the briars and gave insects their sting
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Parents who won't let their children play with toy guns
• Flaunting your sexuality
• Slaveowner or Slave liberator -- who burns in Hell?
• For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
• hell is now love (user)
• Life in Hell
• Hell
• Bastard Operator from Hell
• All hell breaks loose
• The Long Hard Road Out of Hell
• hell freezes over
• Go To Hell
• Just for the hell of it
• Hell's Angels: A Strange and Terrible Saga
• Nine Hells
• hell house
• Hell's Angels
• Run Like Hell
• Stay The Hell Off The Road
• circles of Hell
• why are we who we are?
• Hell in a cell
• Go to Hell - A voting system
• the Nine Hells
• Heaven and Hell
• Hell is other people
• From Hell
• as all hell
• Why Robert Heinlein bugs the hell out of me
• "WARNING! HELL is Waiting For YOU!"
• Internet startup
• ...the hell?
• Where the hell did that font come from?
• Year of Hell, Part 2
• Hell's Basement
• Get the hell out of Dodge
• Going to Hell in a handbasket
• Proverbs of Hell
• Hell Gate
• Then I'll see you in hell!
• I may not go to Heaven, I hope you go to Hell
• F1r3br4nd and the Night Shift from Hell: VI
• F1r3br4nd and the Night Shift from Hell: VII
• Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• Hell Comes to Frogtown
• How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
• Why the hell aren't I a hippy?
• Pop music is irrefutable proof that there is in fact a Hell
• People who are going to hell
• Time to get the hell out of Oly
• A Sudsy Vision of Hell
• Is the Buddha in Hell?
• as funny as hell
• What the hell is Grimace, anyway?
• Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
• The Marriage of Heaven and Hell
• College Roomies from Hell
• Oh, hell yes
• Things my corporate job does to scare the hell outa me
• What the hell do you want?
• the hell
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• Get out of Hell free card
• What the hell happens to E2 at 2:15am PDT?
• The Greater Hell Magic-Mushroom Aether-Hound Were-Quylthulg
• The road to hell is paved with good intentions
• Damned to Hell by age 7
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• Hell's Kitchen
• dot com hell
• Cute as hell
• What the hell did Kennedy say about Jefferson?
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• I walked barefoot through hell, thanks for asking
• The Lord Descends Into Hell
• Descent to Hell
• Hell Alley
• Hell Money
• What the hell is wrong with society today?
• What the hell is wrong with mis-matched socks?
• Oh Hell!
• Four Crown Princes of Hell
• Nature Trail to Hell (In 3-D)
• Treasure Trolls
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• What the hell is an assault monkey?
• Oh what the hell, a Templeton to sell
• Hell, Michigan
• The Convent of Hell
• Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
• Revenge of Nature Trail to Hell (in 3-D): A Very Appalachian E2 Gathering... OF DOOM!
• staple removers from hell
• Jokes that will send you to hell
• To Reign in Hell
• My Dead Grandmother and Crowbars From Hell
• Do all soldiers go to hell?
• You have to be in hell to see heaven
• DLL Hell
• The Everything People Registry : Hell
• All that innocence, shot to hell
• How to scare the hell out of people using flour
• What the hell did I do with my keys this time?
• Kennel From Hell
• Killer vegetables and the farts from Hell
• I've got your Appalachian Aftermath... RIGHT HERE.
• And my licorice rope ladder is eaten and worn / how the hell do I climb out
• Hell Below/Stars Above
• Hell and Back
• The Life and Times of Sonny Barger and the Hell's Angels Motorcycle Club
• Hell Bent
• Hacking in Hell
• Revolution for the Hell of It
• Highway to hell in a handbasket
• Hell hounds on my trail
• Mad as Hell about the DMCA
• Hell Hound on My Trail
• Welcome to Hell
• Bumpass Hell
• Tate's Hell State Forest
• Girlfriend from Hell
• A Sunday in Hell
• Hell Gate Bridge
• Cajun Sushi Hamsters From Hell
• What fresh hell is this?
• Eight hells
• Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday
• Hell on wheels
• New Face in Hell
• Wilhelm Reich in Hell
• Development Hell
• Son of Nature Trail to Hell: Another Appalachian E2 Gathering

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