Findings:
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- I would have killed for a sexual thought
- For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
- Professors who have contempt for their students
- Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
- Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
- Know your pets
- Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
- The dog who would not back off
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
- Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
- Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
- Have you ever thought
- What pornos would have us believe
- you, who would stifle beautiful words not yet born
- Using a command line
- I would have cooled this if you had written it
- For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
- I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
- you would have been
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
- We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
- And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
- he would have cried
- I never thought I'd have something to say
- He Who Would Valiant Be
- Who Would True Valour See
- You who would hear the sounds in air, touch the distant Silver
- Who Would Jesus Bomb?
- All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
- You stole what they would have given you
- Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
- I would like to have emotions
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
- Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
- Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
- If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- Actors who have played Hitler
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- Bernie would have won
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- The ironic fate of Terry Gilliam, the man who should not have left La Mancha
- Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
- two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
- To a girl who thought she was moving away
- Whose toothbrush is that, I thought you lived alone
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- Those who would sacrifice essential liberties for a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
- Who would win in a fight between Chewbacca & Bigfoot?
- Chicago calls to one who would listen
- Nobody cares who would win a fistfight between Anne Frank and Lizzie Borden
- The dog who would not beg
- 25 Albums I Love By Bands and Artists Who I Would Not Love Otherwise
- Who would win in a fight between a shark and a lion on the moon?
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- The Man Who Would Be King
- A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- Type A blood
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
- Celebrities who have appeared at Carnegie Mellon University
- If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
- Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
- We know we have fallen because we know who we are
- Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
- American politicians who have studied abroad
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- Actors who have played Bruce Wayne / Batman
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- Lefties who have no sense of humour
- Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
- I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
- I guess that I am the one who has changed
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- he would have laughed
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- you have an obligation to those who are gone
- Overgrowth (for those who have loved the emotionally disturbed)
- People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- i cannot ever have you, not even in thoughts.
- Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
- if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
- Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
- Things I Thought I Would Never Hear Myself Say
- I never thought it would be like this
- Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
- I thought that the tree would fall
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- you never thought this would happen to you, but it did
- I never thought I would node this
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- The dog who would not come in
- A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
- Who would win in a fight between Link and Cloud Strife?
- Who would win in a knife fight between Webster 1913 and Vulgar Tongue 1811 on the moon?
- The dog who would not move
- Half-sour pickle
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- who would play (Deleted) in the movie of (Deleted)?
- We Thought You Would Be Prettier
- I Would Like to Hear Your Thoughts
- if music was a woman you would have a mistress
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- It's better to regret something you HAVE done
- Have a nice day
- I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
- Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
- I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
- The tattoo phenomenon
- You mean the me that you would be
- I have a tricorn hat
- Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
- Why males have nipples
- Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- We're trying to have a baby
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- The number you have dialed is imaginary
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
- you can't have it both ways
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- You have much to learn, Grasshopper
- You have no socially redeeming value
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