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• let me be your first upvote
• Please please please let me get what I want
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• please let me in (user)
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Please God, make me a stone.
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Let me be your fantasy
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• let me speak please (user)
• Let me be a martyr, dammit!
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• If God was willing to let it be
• i hate this beautiful world o please let me stay here forever
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• Let Me Be Your Shelter
• Please remember to let me down gently.
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Pray ferverently to what gods there be
• As of now you are no longer able to openly disagree with me
• Let's just be friends
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
• You've got to be kidding me
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• be silent my bird, you tear me apart
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• Let That Be Your Last Battlefield
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• let them be your power
• do you want to understand? or do you want to be right?
• Let be be finale of seem
• Or at least it used to be
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• Let It Be... Naked
• If you're not able to accept peace, then you must be willing to accept conflict.
• Look now. We won't be able to see this again.
• Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
• I have never felt so lucky to be able to enjoy a musician in all my life
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• Is it as it is to do or is it as it is to be?
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• Free to Be, You and Me
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• That would be me
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• Let's Be Childish
• I must die or be better
• If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Be My God
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• To be or not to be
• Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
• Let's Not Shit Ourselves (To Love And To Be Loved)
• The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• God must be deaf
• Let's be foolish and believe in ridiculous things
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• It costs me nothing to be considerate
• Let It Be
• I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• Let there be another next time
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• It's fun to be popular. Everyone gives me drugs.
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• let the memories be good for those who stay
• let's be real
• You are a weaponsmith in an open field. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• if I could play god there'd be one less child abuser
• Never be the first to let go
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• I've Gotta Be Me
• We must remember them or they cease to be.
• Glen Campbell...I'll Be Me
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• lost, or trying to be
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• OBAFGKM
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• Look siad me Be like me
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• Let Us Be Merry Before We Go
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Be there or be square
• Leaves of three, let it be
• Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• marry me and you'll be safe
• let bygones be bygones
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• You Shall Be as Gods
• I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky
• Let's Make Up and Be Friendly
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
• gods we may be
• Let It Be (user)
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Rick Deckard, Blade Runner or unscrupulous bastard? You be the judge.
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• or i may simply be a single drop of rain
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• Let it never be said I slept through it. I never sleep
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• To God Be the Glory
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• If your wish be to close me
• If God had a cunt you'd be God
• Let us be our own pornographers
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• Your god might be evil....

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