Findings:
- No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
- Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
- The best line I ever used
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
- Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
- I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- Best Death Ever
- The best teacher I ever had
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
- We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
- But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
- Mandy would be happy if i died
- It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
- eternity would be boring
- Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
- The first ever Central Maryland Impromptu Noder Gathering
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- The best formation pilot I ever saw
- I never thought it would be like this
- The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- That would be me
- This will be the hardest thing you ever do
- Life without music would be a mistake
- "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
- Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
- If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
- It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- The Filesystem That Would Be King
- USPS isn't a private business, nor should it ever be
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- The First Ever E2 Triple Noder Birthday Bash (and Central Florida Cabal gathering)!
- The Ten Best Metal Lyrics Ever
- Parking warning
- in case the sun ever would conquer the earth
- You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
- Just to see what it would be like
- That I Would Be Good
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
- If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- All I ever wanted to be
- My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
- Where would America be without Canada?
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- If you would be so kind
- That Would Be Enough
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
- If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
- The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
- Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
- This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- We Thought You Would Be Prettier
- the best damned story ever written
- Noders in love: Marrying my best friend
- Best smoke I've ever had
- The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
- Best Math Books Ever Written
- the best Christmas present ever
- The best thing ever
- Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
- How would you know? And how could you ever know?
- This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
- The Ten Commandments revised
- Best Week Ever
- You mean the me that you would be
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- The best kind of bartender
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
- The Man Who Would Be King
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
- Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
- Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
- A whimper would be fine
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
- Mind without body
- All that I am and ever want to be
- Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
- Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
- Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
- Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
- Could man be drunk for ever
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- it would be hilarious if only
- Linux would be dead without Windows
- I assumed we would not even be friends
- This would be easier if we did it backwards
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- Your noise would not be missed here.
- what would it take to be serene again?
- If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
- If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
- for now this is the best that can be done
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- If you would be seated
- Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
- They knew what our pain would be.
- Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
- If there were more people like you, there would be more people
- if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
- If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
- The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- Slashdot Troll's Greatest Hits
- I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
- The Best Feeling Ever
- The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
- It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- The best comeback ever
- The best magic trick you've ever seen
- It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- They shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
- Be
- To do is to be
- We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
- Be yourself
- Origami Yoda
- The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
- The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
- "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- Let It Be
- Things that seem too good to be true rule
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
- You're too young to be so old
- Chant and be Happy
- How to be invisible
- Any song can be a love song
- This program cannot be run in DOS mode
- They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
- play dumb
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