Findings:
- You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs
- You can't make an omelet without killing a few people
- you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- Without fear of wind or vertigo
- you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
- How to determine if an egg is hard-boiled or uncooked
- Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
- You can't hire 9 women to make a baby in a month
- Do similar pieces make a puzzle easier or harder?
- Without hope or agenda
- With or Without You... but I prefer the latter
- make it two-ply, or I will gut you
- Two wrongs don't make right
- How to make money in the music industry without actually making new music
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- Make it a great day... or not. The choice is yours.
- The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
- you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
- How to use Windows regularly without hating it (much) : part two
- edev: Writeuptype bugs, or how nate got stuck between two parentheses
- I'll spot you one friend, or two chair legs
- Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
- You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
- You Can't Spell Slaughter Without Laughter
- Which came first: the chicken or the egg?
- two positives never make a negative
- “I want to make the milk,” or, More Tales from Youth
- Make the computer work? I'll need two black candles and a chicken.
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- Shaving your nuts without permanent injury and/or accidental castration
- When you go on a quest for revenge, make sure to dig two graves
- either only mean people live that long, or mean lives make mean people
- You can't make someone love you
- It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
- socialist realism: is that Stalin with an erection or without an erection
- The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
- How to exchange two variables without using a third
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- Two times more -- or twice as much?
- How to replicate a dynamic website quickly without the source code or database
- you can't start a fire without a spark
- if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
- winning the lottery after realizing that money can't make you happy
- i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
- Can't she just carpool or something?
- Make an egg bounce
- Memories aren't only in your head if you can't walk down a road without having them.
- I can't live without you
- Tell the truth or make your lies more interesting
- Nord and Bert Couldn't Make Head or Tail of It
- Lesbian cow techniques (...or That makes a cow do what?!)
- I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
- Ads are the only way to make a technology profitable without the power of nudity
- Will perfume or cologne make you more attractive?
- Two condoms, she makes me wear
- Does the similarity of pieces make a puzzle easier or harder?
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- I make two gallons of gas an hour
- When or Not, Make it Great
- make or break
- How to make an orderly day without bells.
- every choice you make is an elimination of future possibility, for better or worse
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- Cooking for One
- Invalid HTML using "li" without "ol" or "ul" tags
- a light wind is enough to make me smile or cry
- She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
- Fluoxetine
- seven, plus or minus two
- Navigation without map or compass
- She could not live with or without him
- Battles without Honor or Humanity
- How to share your Cable Modem or DSL connection between two computers
- War Without End, Part Two
- I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
- The presence or absence of stimuli: part two
- One lump or two?
- I can't spend another autumn without the trees
- Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
- You can't unscramble scrambled eggs
- You can't dominate the world on $10 a day (or can you?)
- I Can't Make You Love Me
- Can't Hardly Wait
- can't
- White Men Can't Jump
- Parker Lewis Can't Lose
- You Can't Do That on Television
- I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
- Canted
- YOU CAN'T FIGHT EVIL WITH A MACARONI DUCK!
- we just can't give 'em away!
- You can't have everything
- can't happen
- You can't handle the truth
- Anarchy can't last
- If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
- If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen
- This can't happen
- Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
- Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
- You Can't Do That on Stage Anymore
- (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- I guess you really can't know anybody after all
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- Why can't I get ADSL?
- You can't eat a flag
- Why is the word for lisping one that lispers can't pronounce?
- Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
- I can't stand up for falling down
- If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
- You gotta leave your mark somehow, and if you can't leave a purple face, leave something else!
- When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
- can't get with
- Shafties can't wheelie
- Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
- I can't wake up
- God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- You can't defend yourself with a gun!
- You can't love with half a heart
- I can't find the any key
- Can't change me
- You Can't Stop the Bum Rush
- All That You Can't Leave Behind
- I can't have an original idea anymore
- I can't see your face in my mind
- You can't look cool carrying a poodle
- Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
- Words you can't use unless they describe you
- You Can't Have Mary
- If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
- I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
- The starfish sends a message in code that you can't see from the lighthouse
- If You Can't Change the Roll - We Can't Help You.
- OSS can't fail
- We Can't Dance
- Elephants can't jump
- I can't stop torturing myself
- you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- If you can't help it, fuck it!
- When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
- You can't chop a tree down with your head
- You can't rant when you're not angry
- The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
- How not to faint when you can't move
- I can't hear you
- you can't polish a turd
- I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
- If I can't win I don't want to play
- Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
- you can't prove that
- someone without tattoos clearly has a fear of pain, which means in the kitchen they are slow and useless, therefore the food is weak and empty
- If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
- My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
- complex numbers can't be ordered
- You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
- The poor can't afford to buy cheap
- You can't cross the same river twice
- Dammit! I can't win
- You Can't Get to Heaven
- I can't feel my legs
- Americans can't understand Communism
- You can't fight ideas with bullets
- can't hack it
- Chewbacca can't pronounce his own name
- If I get taxed in my job, why can't I vote?
- You can't squeeze blood from a stone
- If you have to ask, you can't afford it
- Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
- I can't operate on this boy; he is my son
- You Can't Keep a Good Woman Down
- I've fallen and I can't get up!
- We got the kind of games you can't rent at Blockbuster
- The Ten Things You Can't Say in America
- Why Can't We Be Friends?
- Baseball Chronicles III: U Can't Yank R Johnson
- Sorry, I can't hear what you say
- Can't Stop The Music
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