Findings:

• the slightest movements which I make have begun to squeeze pure blood from my kidneys again
• Incomplete two-word sentences with which to end your life
• Unless the enemy has studied his Agrippa... which I have!
• You have exactly two minutes left of your life
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• Sentences with which to end your life
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• Their are three misteaks in this sentence
• nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie
• My Fine Feathered Friends, Chapter 11: In Which We Have a Bit of Gardening Trouble
• You have not enough wood to burn chance, which rules the world.
• This land does not have three hundred taels of silver!
• I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
• I must have three heads
• That which I should have done I did not do
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Giant killer robots engage in radar sex!
• My parents engage in a random act of petty violence
• Engage the Enemy More Closely
• Those are giants; and if thou art afraid, away with thee out of this and betake thyself to prayer while I engage them in fierce and unequal combat
• Killswitch Engage
• The most satisfactory way to engage in sexual intercourse with the hot trophy wife of your despised employer.
• How high tech app helps people engage with birds
• exactly
• Just how old is James, exactly?
• Why is everybody exactly like me?
• it does exactly what it says on the tin
• pi is exactly 3
• I'm not exactly in the mood for Mozart and all that kind of goings-on
• The Man Whose Teeth Were All Exactly Alike
• Exactly old enough, exactly young enough
• not exactly my favorite disease
• I cannot exactly deny what you are saying, however i am not prepared to make it part of my belief system at this time
• i'm not a creep. i'm not a weirdo. i know exactly what i'm doing here. i belong here.
• Everyday Is Exactly the Same
• How exactly did the Anglo-Saxons replace the Celts?
• Have Blue (user)
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• have
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Know your pets
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• Have you tried rebooting?
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• She's Gotta Have It
• Justice and piety have vanished
• Have you found Jesus?
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• You have a big finger
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• I have no faith in your God
• What have you
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• I have a dream
• I have no hair
• institutions have lives of their own
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• You can't have everything
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• When I have female children
• I have no complaint
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• What have you been smoking?
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• discordian zodiac astrology and such other things as which are connected
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Why males have nipples
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• We're trying to have a baby
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• you can't have it both ways
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• You have no socially redeeming value
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• It's better to have loved and lost
• How the mighty have fallen
• Beautiful things that have made you cry
• Have you stopped beating your wife?
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• it's good to have a moose
• We atheists have a good sense of humor
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• I have no browser and I must node!
• I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• Here We Have Idaho
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Have I Got News for You
• Haves and Have-Nots
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• You have 1 writeups until level 3
• I have asked my library to ban a book
• You have far too much time on your hands
• Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
• I have this delusion
• I don't have a television set
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Lord, have mercy
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• Questions I have had today
• Animals people have sex with
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others

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