Findings:
- Why I want to have children
- you shouldn't have gone spam everything2
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- Why I will have my children believe in Santa Claus
- I have children; therefore I am better than you
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- When I have female children
- The A I shouldn't have gotten
- Shouldn't Have Said That I should NOT have said that
- Women athletes shouldn't have to compare themselves to men for acceptance
- Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
- moment after moment, we have to find our own way
- Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
- Why do children have to die?
- And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
- Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
- The hope that life isn't simply what remains after we have locked our childhoods away.
- Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
- After dark vapours have oppressed our plains
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- After years of research, I have discovered a transcendentally delectable dessert
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
- Have you tried rebooting?
- You have 1 writeups until level 3
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- Sally guests I have known
- Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
- I have lots of gay friends
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- you can't have it both ways
- Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
- I have seen the elephant
- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
- I have no browser and I must node!
- Animals that should not have been domesticated
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
- I have asked my library to ban a book
- How the mighty have fallen
- Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
- Justice and piety have vanished
- I did not have sexual relations with that woman
- If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
- The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
- I have a dream
- I have no complaint
- I have heard the mermaids singing
- The tattoo phenomenon
- Why some mammals have an aversion to water
- Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
- Smite heathens or have a beer?
- Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
- I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
- Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
- You have no socially redeeming value
- Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
- I don't have a television set
- Dreamy things people have said to me
- Phone books have never been this exciting!
- Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
- A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
- Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
- Sex with a chicken
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- Have Blue (user)
- Know your pets
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- We Have Explosive
- Have you let Emacs into your heart?
- I have no faith in your God
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- What have you been smoking?
- I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
- You can't have everything
- What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- Beautiful things that have made you cry
- It's better to have loved and lost
- A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
- We're trying to have a baby
- it's good to have a moose
- I must have three heads
- When we have reached the end of time and light
- What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
- Here We Have Idaho
- Yes! We have no bananas!
- We atheists have a good sense of humor
- Have you stopped beating your wife?
- Why males have nipples
- You have far too much time on your hands
- Haves and Have-Nots
- Questions I have had today
- Lord, have mercy
- I have this delusion
- Have I Got News for You
- Let's all have an orgy!
- The silence after someone leaves
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- I have a friend
- the innocent have nothing to fear
- Why you shouldn't smoke immediately after surgery
- There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
- Animals people have sex with
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- have
- She's Gotta Have It
- It's better to regret something you HAVE done
- What we've got here is a failure to communicate
- I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
- Have a nice day
- Have you found Jesus?
- You have a big finger
- Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
- Did God have choice in creating the universe?
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
- I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
- Front porch, what should have been said
- We have nothing to fear but fear itself
- institutions have lives of their own
- Baptist fear of dancing
- Baptist jokes
- I have no hair
- Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- Have a buck
- I have a tricorn hat
- Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- Citizen: You have committed an error
- Let them have Festivas
- You have much to learn, Grasshopper
- Do not take advice from someone named after a reentry vehicle
- The number you have dialed is imaginary
- Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
- Why should the Devil have all the good music
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
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