Findings:
- "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
- Tell me a story about drains
- Tell Me What
- My first comet
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- You had me at midnight wine and mascara. Light a candle now
- Tell me of the nature of home
- Tell me what to dream
- They had been expecting me
- tell me a story about sandcastles
- Don't tell me it didn't come out
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
- Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
- Experience tells me not to try
- Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
- Tell me your passionate cruelty
- Tell Me What Happened Billy
- Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
- Tell me a story about mains
- You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
- Tell me of good things that are happening in life
- Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
- Better him than me
- I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
- O tell me the truth about love
- If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
- when strangers tell me to smile
- Don't tell me about her
- Tell me a story about brains
- Tell me a story about clouds
- Tell me again why it is that I love
- Know me better, and love me better
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
- Tell Me a Story; the Catbox Story Archive
- spectres tell me your secrets so I might become a champion
- QUEST: TELL ME A STORY
- speak to me, long-dead sage; tell me what your afternoons were like
- You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
- Tell me what I say
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
- You had me at hello
- Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
- Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
- Don't tell me everything
- Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
- I was a homeless bum
- Tell me where is Fancy bred?
- let me tell you about this friend of mine
- Tell me of the nature of fear
- Tell me, gentle youth, I pray thee
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
- Tell me a story about flowers
- let me tell you something about ghosts
- If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
- They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
- you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
- Please tell me it will all be okay.
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- Tell me something dangerous and true
- makes me want to be a better hacker
- Tell me of the nature of death
- Tell me a story about bunnies
- Tell me a story about plains
- Tell me a story about monetary policy
- She tells me she drives a truck.
- Tell me one thing
- Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
- Tell Me Again
- tell me what you have in your heart
- Tell me Why
- texting, she tells me anarchy will remain an important ideology
- You had better...!!!
- tell me about the outside world. what part of it that i do not understand hurt you?
- Don't Tell Me
- Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
- What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
- To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
- boss i wish you had told me
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- Tell me a story about trains
- This is my truth tell me yours
- I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
- Tell me a story about elephants
- Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
- Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- Tell me a story about rains
- tell me the truth
- Tell me a story about being really alive
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- Squirrels are trying to tell me something
- Tell me another lie
- Though you can tell me
- A Better Version of Me
- Tell me about your secret places
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
- If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
- I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
- You tell me this is God?
- You left me, a 36,000 lb truck fish-tailing in the mud. This is not heartbreak. This is better.
- Daddy, stop hitting me and tell me you love me
- Look into my eyes and tell me
- Tell me something good
- Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
- Now open your eyes and tell me what you saw
- Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
- Tell me of the nature of love
- Tell me a story
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- Tell me about your faith
- Tell me about my contradictions
- Tell me more
- list of things
- tell me a story about lesbians
- Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
- Tell me not here, it needs not saying
- Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
- Tell me a story about being really undead
- tell me all your reasons
- Tell him, she told me
- Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
- Tell Me What You Think
- Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
- had better
- Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
- Would you tell me if it was true?
- Why tell me that?
- The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
- Tell me a story about cranes
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- Tell me a secret.
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- and you tell me your mind is blank
- better off with him than here with me
- Why Cucumbers are Better than Men
- Much better than a piss test
- The pros and cons of leaving your computer on
- Better in the original
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
- It doesn't get any better than this
- Something Even Better
- How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
- i can't tell car accidents from car on-purposes
- Nothing's better than rocking out
- Is a crush better than a relationship?
- Making a Better Plastic Cup
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