Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "as objective as I'm going to find, because who out there is truly objective?"

• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• There's an interesting conversation going on in my speaker.
• the tide going out
• I miss the way you were before you figured out that I'm not yours
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• Mike the talking chicken finds out some disturbing shit (fiction) mp3 (recording)
• And there find God in everyone
• Going out with a bang
• Who's going to believe a nine-year-old girl?
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• A metaphor for sex
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I'm nobody! Who are you?
• Going out for a smoothie with your dad
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Finding out where a net user lives
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• I know there's a story in here somewhere, I just can't find it
• Do you cry out because the beauty is cruel?
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• don't trust a teacher who only takes on the brightest pupils. to find the sun in a stone, now, that takes true skill.
• How to find out if an egg has gone bad
• An easy way to get out of going to church
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• Is she really going out with him?
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• I'm going to Disneyland
• this is how i'm going to die.
• How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Stomp my guts out. I'm not using them.
• replace "Excited" with its sullen, long-term counterpart and I'm right there with you!
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• I'm a little source code short and stout, here is my input here is my out
• Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• I'm looking forward to cutting out your pancreas, you fascist cow
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• For those who find themselves frequently in shadows
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Fan Out and Find the Focker
• I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
• Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
• Getting out of a traffic ticket
• a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• Find an out
• I'm Going Home
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• I'm going to be a Dad
• There's Something Going On
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• I'm going to the moon
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• Going There
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• How to find out your own IP address
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
• I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
• This is the last letter I'm going to not send you
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
• I'm picking out a Thermos for you
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• there's a trick with a knife I'm learning to do
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• I'm Not There
• click this idiots, even though I'm telling you that there is no node with this title
• There Goes the Neighborhood! 3: im in ur house eating ur f00dz
• I'm out of ice cream. My cats are assholes.
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• There are four zeroes in the registered births in the USA across 1993. I'm one of them.
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• This is going to waste your time because its about Martin
• Printing something to find out where the printer is
• There's a difference between fear and cowardice. Fear is unavoidable. Cowardice is allowing people, including oneself, to suffer because of what they fear.
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• Because I'm an adult
• Half-sour pickle
• Find someone who...
• There’s nothing like a trail of blood to find your way back home
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• wake up and find her still there
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• How to find out if a Web company is monitoring your browsing habits
• we are starving because we are afraid of our own hearts, and there must be another way
• Mike the talking chicken finds out some disturbing shit
• In the end it took me a dictionary, to find out the meaning of unrequited...
• There is no ending until you find a reason to begin again
• Our music, in place of breadcrumbs, is there to help us find our way back home
• Who finds my apathy useful?
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• going out
• fuck around and find out
• find someone who dreams of you
• Our music, in place of breadcrumbs, is there to help us find our way back home.
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• The Matrix is going down for a reboot in 5 minutes: all users, please save your data and log out
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet
• I'm Going Crazy
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• Ways of going out in cricket
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• I'm going to kill you
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• swilling champagne like it's going out of fashion
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• coming home and the lights are on because someone's there
• If there's hell below we're all going to go
• I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you

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