Findings:

• When you just can't win
• i just keep waiting for the day when i'll see you again
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• Driving my Saturn through Jupiter on a day when the mercury hit 100 degrees
• the stars hold secrets the day can't remember
• I've got your Appalachian Aftermath... RIGHT HERE.
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• we just can't give 'em away!
• Why can't I just call for a medical referral?
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• Just One Of Those Days
• Just For A Day
• cut and paste are just keystrokes these days
• I remember, back in the day, when the Other Users list never exceeded 19
• You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic.
• and i just want to be there when the lightning strikes
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• You can't tell sleep where to go
• but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
• there are some just can't take life easy
• Are you such a fucking loser you can't tell when you've won?
• I know there's a story in here somewhere, I just can't find it
• Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
• Rage, rage at the dying of just another day
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Stoned music memories
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• Just another day
• These are the days when birds come back
• Can't she just carpool or something?
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• When is a monkey's orgasm more than just fun and games?
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• When is a name just a name?
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• Her hair, tangled
• Can't we all just be friends?
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• How not to faint when you can't move
• Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
• Things you can't tell just by looking at her
• You just can't trust dinosaurs
• Why you can't evolve passwords
• Lord I Just Can't Keep from Crying
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• Can't We Just Use Cavorite?
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• You could just pay someone else to LA LA LA I CANT HEAR YOU
• I can't remember when it happened (only that it did)
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• When the eye of day is shut
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• Just another day at the beach
• Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
• When I Heard at the Close of Day
• Can't we all just get along?
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• Loving someone, knowing down to the day when you will leave them.
• Days when art is too much to bear
• the day when the peasants would eat all the British media
• every day she stands there, waiting. every day, she's gone when i get there.
• There Are Days When I Leave My Life Next to My Black Boots
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• You can't quit now. It's just getting good.
• when the wind is blowing just right
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• when life gives you lemons, just fill in this form
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• When my inside selves just jump out with wings of fire
• I just don't know when to quit.
• Sometimes when I see you fall into bed you just keep falling
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• the chances of looking at a broken clock at just the time when it is right
• Four types of male reactions when buying pornography from a female cashier
• That moment sometimes when your inner voice just says, "Fuck you. Fuck you all."
• When we see the early signs of daylight fading, we leave just before it's gone.
• It Was a Beautiful Day When Aunt Norma Died
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• You can't dominate the world on $10 a day (or can you?)
• Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
• Can't Hardly Wait
• can't
• White Men Can't Jump
• Parker Lewis Can't Lose
• You Can't Do That on Television
• I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
• Canted
• YOU CAN'T FIGHT EVIL WITH A MACARONI DUCK!
• You can't have everything
• can't happen
• You can't handle the truth
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen
• This can't happen
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• You Can't Do That on Stage Anymore
• (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• I guess you really can't know anybody after all
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Why can't I get ADSL?
• You can't eat a flag
• Why is the word for lisping one that lispers can't pronounce?
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• I can't stand up for falling down
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• You gotta leave your mark somehow, and if you can't leave a purple face, leave something else!
• I can't wake up
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• You can't defend yourself with a gun!
• You can't love with half a heart
• I can't find the any key
• Can't change me
• You Can't Stop the Bum Rush
• All That You Can't Leave Behind
• I can't have an original idea anymore
• I can't see your face in my mind
• You can't look cool carrying a poodle
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• Words you can't use unless they describe you
• You Can't Have Mary
• If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
• You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• The starfish sends a message in code that you can't see from the lighthouse
• If You Can't Change the Roll - We Can't Help You.
• OSS can't fail
• We Can't Dance
• Elephants can't jump
• I can't stop torturing myself
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• You can't chop a tree down with your head
• The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
• I can't hear you
• you can't polish a turd
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• If I can't win I don't want to play
• you can't prove that
• The poor can't afford to buy cheap
• I can't spend another autumn without the trees
• You can't cross the same river twice
• Dammit! I can't win
• You Can't Get to Heaven
• I can't feel my legs
• Americans can't understand Communism
• You can't fight ideas with bullets
• can't hack it
• Chewbacca can't pronounce his own name
• If I get taxed in my job, why can't I vote?
• You can't squeeze blood from a stone
• You can't make an omelet without killing a few people
• If you have to ask, you can't afford it
• Her sleeves ride up on her arms when she moves
• You Can't Keep a Good Woman Down
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• We got the kind of games you can't rent at Blockbuster
• The Ten Things You Can't Say in America
• Why Can't We Be Friends?
• Baseball Chronicles III: U Can't Yank R Johnson
• Sorry, I can't hear what you say
• Can't Stop The Music

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