Findings:

• You can't defend yourself with a gun!
• How to defend yourself against a coconut
• defend
• God Defend New Zealand
• Defend Your Castle
• Protect and Defend
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City
• Kill Yourself
• yourself
• Decide to clean yourself up
• Be yourself
• Doing illogical things to feel better about yourself
• You are taking yourself too seriously
• Withdraw yourself from the situation
• Enjoy yourself. This is utmost in importance.
• Capitalism urges you to define yourself through your purchases
• Reflections of yourself
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• Enough rope to shoot yourself in the foot
• Formula for proclaiming yourself Pope
• Laugh at yourself before others do
• check yourself
• Teach Yourself Scheme
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 2.1 Simple Data Types
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 2.2 Compound Data Types
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 2.3 Other Data Types
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 2.4 S-Expressions
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 1 Enter Scheme
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 2 Data Types
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 3 Forms
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 3.1 Procedures
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 3.2 apply
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 3.3 Sequencing
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 4 Conditionals
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 4.1 'when' and 'unless'
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 4.2 cond
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 4.3 case
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 4.4 'and' and 'or'
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 5 Lexical Variables
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 5.1 'let' and 'let*'
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 5.2 fluid-let
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 6 Recursion
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 6.1 letrec
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 6.2 Named 'let'
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 6.3 Iteration
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 6.4 Mapping a procedure across a list
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 7 I/O
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 7.1 Reading
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 7.2 Writing
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 7.3 File ports
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 7.4 String ports
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 7.5 Loading files
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 8 Macros
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 8.1 Specifying the expansion as a template
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 8.3 fluid-let
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 9 Structures
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 9.1 Default initializations
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 9.2 'defstruct' definition
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 10 Alists and tables
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 11.1 Checking for and deleting files
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 11.2 Calling operating-system commands
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 11.3 Environment variables
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 12 Objects and classes
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 12.1 A simple object system
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 12.2 Classes are instances too
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 12.3 Multiple inheritance
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 13 Jumps
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 13.1 call-with-current-continuation
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 13.2 Escaping continuations
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 13.3 Tree matching
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 13.4 Coroutines
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 14 Nondeterminism
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 14.1 Description of 'amb'
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 14.2 Implementing 'amb' in Scheme
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 14.3 Using 'amb' in Scheme
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 14.4 Logic puzzles
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 15 Engines
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 15.1 The clock
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 15.2 Flat engines
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 15.3 Nestable engines
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 16 Shell scripts
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 16.1 Hello, World!, again
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 16.2 Scripts with arguments
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 16.3 Example
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 17 CGI scripts
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 17.1 Example: Displaying environment variables
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 17.2 Example: Displaying selected environment variable
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 17.3 CGI script utilities
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 17.4 A calculator via CGI
• Teach Yourself Scheme: R Scheme dialects
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 8.2 Avoiding variable capture inside macros
• Teach Yourself Scheme: S DOS batch files in Scheme
• Teach Yourself Scheme: T A clock for infinity
• Teach Yourself Scheme: U References
• Go fuck yourself
• Why it is so hard to be yourself
• When you cut yourself shaving
• do it yourself
• Brace Yourself
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• Make yourself at home - clean my kitchen!
• how to protect yourself from date rape drugs
• Being serious without taking yourself too seriously
• Be honest with yourself
• misunderstood to the point of misunderstanding yourself
• do you allow yourself to imagine being with someone?
• Questions to ask yourself on the way to self-discovery
• Knock yourself out
• teach yourself to smile
• You can never get away from yourself
• Write a letter to yourself
• So funny you will piss yourself laughing
• dream yourself goodbye
• Make yourself redundant
• Watching yourself on video
• if people treat you badly, did you bring it on yourself?
• Why is talking to yourself bad?
• The do it yourself virus
• Teach Yourself "Hello Kitty" in 24 Languages
• Forget you're an engineer - and enjoy yourself
• Camp Kill Yourself
• The Teach Yourself to be a Dummy in 24 Hours Bible
• perpetuating a pre-existing coolness is almost as cool as creating a fresh coolness yourself.
• walk yourself
• How to hurt yourself on one of those giant inflatable bouncy things
• I will not help you beat yourself up
• Share Yourself
• Introduce Yourself
• talk to yourself
• Introducing yourself to the large-breasted woman
• Introducing yourself to the small-breasted woman
• Discover yourself
• Tell the truth. Begin by beginning. Say good things to yourself.
• Amuse yourself on public transportation
• Have a Honeymoon with yourself
• Respect Yourself
• why tickling yourself doesn't work
• Give yourself up
• Creating a password to convince yourself you have traveled back in time
• break yourself
• You Never Wash Up After Yourself
• Cloaking yourself
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Dis Yourself in '89 (Just Do It)
• Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
• How to kill yourself on a motorcycle
• Could you pick yourself out of a lineup?
• e2 is like having a conversation with yourself
• This is the concept you will use to make yourself invisible
• Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
• lying to yourself
• To leave you there by yourself chained to fate
• Sams' Teach Yourself C in 24 hours
• When you find yourself in a church wearing a shirt that says "Pussy"
• Surround yourself with things you love
• Would you like to penetrate her shell, insinuating yourself among the pages of the books she is reading?
• jealousy, which has been a sort of game you played with yourself, now grips you relentlessly.
• How to drive a friend mad, and still feel good about yourself
• Wireless epee mini detector – Do it yourself
• Stupid ways to hurt yourself
• Why not just kill yourself?
• pinch yourself in other places and feel worse
• If you really mean it, set yourself on fire
• paint yourself into a corner
• yourself (user)
• It's so easy to say you cried yourself to sleep. It's so hard to do.
• Drink yourself to hobo heaven!
• How to give yourself a manicure
• Putting a duvet cover back on by yourself
• What you can do to protect yourself against bioterrorism
• Teach yourself to play chess
• Allow yourself no dreams
• Save Yourself
• The futility of teaching yourself a language
• How to set yourself on fire
• Defending yourself with a hardcover book
• .Revive Yourself. (user)
• You might as well kill yourself. You're already dead.
• Ten ways to free yourself from the tyranny of your mouse
• Defending yourself with a plush Pikachu pet
• Govern yourself accordingly
• Ten things to ask yourself before going outside
• How to smoke yourself retarded
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• Introducing yourself to the large-breasted man
• Shooting yourself in the head for fun and profit
• Lose Yourself
• Everything dirty, sweat yourself clean

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