Dear Friend,
Did you know that it's
impossible to
sneeze with your
eyes open? No matter how hard you try the
moment that sneeze comes on your eyes
weld shut and you're blind as
puppy just
born into
the world. Kind of reminds me of
some people who go through
life, day after day, doing the same thing and waiting to somehow get their
lucky break. You the know the types, the ones who say "Yeah, I'm stuck in a lousy
dead end job doing nothing about it but one day I'll be a
millionaire." Don't let this be you!
I used to be one of those people and it
amazes me how badly I wanted to be a
success and how little I did about it. Every day I'd see some
rich schmuck blow by me in his
limo and think to myself that there was no reason why he was rich and I wasn't. What I
didn't tell myself, but should have, was that there
was a reason why I wasn't rich and that reason was that I liked to
whine about my problems
but I wasn't doing anything to fix them!
Now you may ask yourself,
why do I care and what does this have to do with
me? Well listen up because I'm about to tell you something
that could change your life forever. What I'm about to share with you is a powerful realization I had while I was
poor and that helped propel me
into the top 1% wealthiest people in this country.
What is this powerful
secret? Well first let me tell you what it is not. It is not a
get-rich-quick scheme. It is not a
magic lamp that you can rub to get money,
beautiful women and
six pack abs without any effort. It is
not an
idiot proof, certified, impossible to fail way to make a fortune while you sleep. And the simple reason for that is that there are people out there who could cut themselves with a
rubber ball and no matter how great any foolproof system is some greater
fool is going to
muck it up. So please, if you're one of those people who end up on
TV after trying to clean your
gun with a
power drill then save your money and set this letter aside. But if you have a least three functioning brain cells and are willing to put in time, effort,
and a little common sense, there is no reason why if you follow these directions you shouldn't achieve the
financial success you've always
dreamed of.
Imagine never having to spend another minute at a
job you hate or
sacrificing the things you and your family deserve because you couldn't afford them. These things are within your
reach and I'm about to show you how to get them.
Ok, so enough
foreplay, just what is it I'm talking about? Well, I'm sure you've read in the newspapers all about those
Internet billionaires, those
smug,
self satisfied twenty-four year olds who posted a bunch of nodes on
E2 and ended up buying a new
Maserati with
cash. You might think that you could never do the same thing and that you'd have to be a
genius to make money on E2 but you'd be wrong! Some of these guys are
dumb as rocks yet they're making money hand over fist from their posts and you can too! You see, what these writeup
entrepreneurs lack in
book smarts they make up with
marketing savvy and an understanding that to make money you don't have to be
perfect,
you just have to be good enough. That, my friend, is a target anyone can hit and I'm willing to you show you how.
Three months from now I'll be hosting a
seminar, the "How To Node For Fun And Profit And Make More Money Than You Ever Thought Possible." There are only twelve spots available so they'll go fast. The
attendance fee is $1,295 which is a
bargain when you consider how much you'll get out of it. I take
Visa,
Mastercard,
checks and
brown paper bags full of money. See you soon!
p.s. Some of you may have heard from
naysayers who think that making a living on E2 is too risky. These people are
jealous,
negative influences and you probably don't want them in your life.
p.p.s. It's not like I
have to run this seminar. Unless you've been
living in a dumpster the last ten years (in which case you wouldn't have gotten this letter) you've seen my house, my wife, my boat, and my car, they're
all over the papers. The
guy who picks my dog's ties makes more money than most so-called "responsible
breadwinners" so my only real motivation for doing this is the desire to help those who are where I used to be.
p.p.p.s. Real direct marketing aficionados will recognize the opener for this letter as Interesting Fact #28 from the
Gary Halbert's newsletter. Track it down if you're curious, it's a real gas.