Findings:

• America is currently reliving the 1950's. Do not adjust your set.
• Do Not Adjust Your Set
• Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• You Can't Do That on Television
• Television set
• I don't have a television set
• The universe is flickering like my television set
• why do you set your wings on fire
• adjust
• How to adjust the idle on a Type I Volkswagen
• My quick GPL'd script to adjust some PATH environment variables
• How to adjust your side view mirrors
• standing off to the side of the lobby, watching the hostess adjust her hair
• Thirty pieces of silver, adjusted for inflation
• Myths about domestic abuse
• GDP adjusted Olympic scoring system
• Adjusting a bicycle seat
• Movie grosses adjusted for ticket price inflation
• Adjusted gross income
• If I were Twenty-One I would adjust myself
• attempt
• Attempt to gog
• Failed attempts to seduce right wing religious fanatics
• All these worlds are yours except Europa. Attempt no landings there.
• Random House assists the attempted gay overthrow of established world order...probably.
• My first comet
• clumsy attempts at buttons and belts
• You deny that fact in an attempt to suppress that facet of your reality
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• An attempted topological eversion of self in regular homotopy
• using religion as a pick-up attempt
• An Attempt to Intellectualize Superficiality
• first failed attempt to make an electromagnet
• New England: A Puritan attempt at a Model Society
• attempted murder
• Xerxes I and the Attempted Conquest of Greece
• Asian countries mimic America in an attempt to become modern
• Spy v. Spy: The German government's attempt to ban the National Democratic Party
• The assassination attempt on Chen Shui-bian and Annette Lu
• attempted rape
• Xerxes and I Attempted the Conquest of Greece
• An attempt at Goth gangsta rap
• The Latest and Greatest Attempt to Subvert the Geneva Convention
• little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
• An attempt at accountancy porn
• She is willing to attempt to retrieve the data. Go with her.
• An attempt at a heavy metal themed bodice ripper
• Attempted Suicide by Statue of Liberty
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• United States Presidential assassination attempts
• live vicariously through someone else's attempt at a dark past
• In which I attempt more puns
• it is a crime to attempt to simplify the world
• Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?
• DOS
• Where do disappearing socks go?
• The right thing to do
• DOS memory management
• do
• What do you want, a cookie?
• Dos Equis
• To do is to be
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• Where do you want to go today?
• Do your homework.
• Do the math
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• Do fat men get fat dicks?
• Just Do It
• What I do with my philosophy degree
• Do not go gentle into that good night
• Trip Like I Do
• Do aliens exist?
• Do Her
• Why women wear makeup and perfume
• It's not the size, it's what you do with it
• Why do we treat them so well?
• do time
• Tae Kwon Do
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• La 1
• Do you really want to live forever?
• Wing Chun Do
• Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
• What would Brian Boitano do?
• What Would Jesus Do?
• Do not bend, fold or mutilate
• Do or do not, there is no try
• Do you know me?
• How do I find the G-Spot?
• Spirituality has nothing to do with religion
• comma comma down doobie do down down
• What to do if you get in a car accident
• Do you know William Faulkner?
• Do clam bras chafe?
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• Mr. Do!
• Where do you hide when the dark is alive?
• Do not hump
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• I do not like doctors
• Sometimes I do things just to feel alive
• Do you work here?
• The tattoo phenomenon
• DoS attack
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• Beavis and Butt-Head Do America
• Our work and why we do it
• Do something
• DOS prompt
• How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
• And What Do You Think?
• Do I dare to eat a peach?
• What do you want to see happen?
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• Do a crouch
• 61 things to do with an AOL CD
• Sim sala bim bamba sala do sala dim
• What You do While I Slumber
• Chung Do Kwan
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• do not disturb
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• and if you do, take pictures
• What to do with XP
• DOS Requester
• what you do
• Why do the things that happen to us make such funny stories?
• Do bad laws cause lack of respect for the law?
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Craving a smoke

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