MMMMM. Pizza tastes good. Cold. My teeth are all funny. Mastication is good. There is that really solid connection where the teeth meet up again, like long lost friends.

Wait. HAHAHA, is this a twist off? Baby, will you twist me off? Long lost friends. Yeah. Like my ex-ex-ex-ex-boyfriend. Wonder what he is up to? With his bad self. Why did I dump him? Oh, look. I’ve got his number right here. Dare me to call him? Dare me? What do you mean “that isn’t a good idea?” Party-pooper.

Wait, Wait, here comes my song! “I will survive…” C’mon, les dance. No, really, you can. Ya know what? Yer bewful. Really, man. Look at you man.

You are fuckin’ bewfull. With those eyes. And that mouf. Baybee, you gotta a great mouf. What? You gotta go? Where? Don’t leave me! C’mon!

Damn! Put my bes fringy jacket and tight pants on fer nuthin’.

Drunk (?), a. [OE. dronke, drunke, dronken, drunken, AS. druncen. Orig. the same as drunken, p. p. of drink. See Drink.]

1.

Intoxicated with, or as with, strong drink; inebriated; drunken; -- never used attributively, but always predicatively; as, the man is drunk (not, a drunk man).

Be not drunk with wine, where in is excess. Eph. v. 18.

Drunk with recent prosperity. Macaulay.

2.

Drenched or saturated with moisture or liquid.

I will make mine arrows drunk with blood. Deut. xxxii. 42.

 

© Webster 1913.


Drunk, n.

A drunken condition; a spree.

[Slang]

 

© Webster 1913.

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