Findings:

• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• Judging women by their books
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• A men's Oxford, sleeves messily turned up to the elbows, held together by wishful thinking
• As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
• The only difference between men and boys is the size of their shoes and the price of their toys.
• If only men would listen!
• She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• War is hell but men like it
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• Down by the fish, where the Grape Men sing
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• There is a place between floating aimlessly with your head in the clouds and just scraping by in the mud-realm of men and commerce.
• Adam fell that men might be
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• we lost a million men but we got a million more
• Women are writing what men used to write and men are writing what women used to write
• O keep the Dog far hence, thats friend to men
• War is a game played by old men with other people's sons
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Men's reluctance to try friends
• Questions we use to test men
• There are only 86,000 eligible men in Australia
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• We said nay, we are but men
• Two Men Meet, Each Believing the Other to Be of Higher Rank
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• I used to be bulimic
• Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
• Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• I met her today, the girl I used to be
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• you are likely to be eaten by a grue
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
• not as funny as it used to be
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• I just want to be friends
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• Hot pursuit
• The IND That Used To Be
• This world might be saved, if only for the children
• What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• Can't we all just be friends?
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• Trying to be friends
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• The increase of entropy ain't what it used to be
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• The Lines That Used To Be
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• I used to be that girl.
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• Why Can't We Be Friends?
• I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
• Dogs can be used for detecting mold in houses
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• Wanting only to be the honeysuckle to her butterfly
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Romantic as in 19th century German aesthetics, not what mommy says daddy used to be.
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• If murder is outlawed, only outlaws will be murderers
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• We used to be more in sync
• The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Each thing she learned became part of herself, to be used over and over in new adventures
• I used to be a constitutional literalist.
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• The only thing to be truthfully said about tomorrow is that it changes everything
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• There can be only one
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• The BMT That Used To Be
• On the Criteria To Be Used in Decomposing Systems into Modules
• The IRT That Used To Be
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• I used to be racist
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• Starving in the greenhouse
• I used to be a carpenter
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• Darkness Be My Friend
• The MTA That Used To Be
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Or at least it used to be
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• Not to die but to be reborn...
• There is a space between your shoulders where your wings used to be
• Things never were what they used to be
• You used to be a substantial woman
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• it would be hilarious if only
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• Your seat cushion may be used as a flotation device
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• The back of the cereal box isn't what it used to be

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