Findings:
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
- only then will we be safe from each other
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- How to scare the hell out of people using flour
- I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
- I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
- How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
- These trains will be the death of me yet
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
- Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
- and that's how it's supposed to be
- How to get people to clean up their core dumps
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- How To Be Funny
- Social contract theory = Treat people the way you want to be treated
- The In Sound from Way Out!
- Saving Quicktime movies from a web page
- she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
- How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
- Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
- I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
- Flushing out your enemies from their lair with bad rock music
- Improving your chess game
- How to save your car from a porcupine
- I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
- But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
- After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
- When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
- It'd be an interesting way to go
- I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
- From People Out on Dishes and Everything in the Ocean:
- Open letter from Saddam Hussein to the American peoples and the western peoples and their gov'ts
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- keep feeding the fire and it will never go out
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
- Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
- we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- How to break your neck and freak people out
- How Eulenspiegel talked two hundred boys out of their shoes
- Will you go? Will you send back? A letter from Phnom Penh
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
- As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- The end will be a sellout
- Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues.
- Who Will Be There
- Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
- I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
- Crown of Awful Ways
- The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
- I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- RIT was supposed to be built in New Mexico
- Be cool in college
- not as funny as it used to be
- Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
- so that all her children will be adventurers in light
- People in prison should be treated like animals
- If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
- Automobile tire pressure
- How to be an asshole
- If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
- Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
- We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
- This Will Be Laughing Week
- How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- The revolution will not be televised
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
- It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
- How To Be Good
- In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
- If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
- How to be Exceptionally Friendly
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
- The revolution will not be webcast
- World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
- Waiting for the show to be over. In oh-so-many ways.
- There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
- the world will be remade in our image
- How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
- How to be telekinetic
- Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
- How to Be a Charismatic Cult Leader
- I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
- I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
- How to be a Gangsta (in 5 simple steps)
- In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
- Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
- To be this good will take Sega ages
- You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
- I will always be weird inside
- The way the music industry SHOULD be
- How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
- All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- How to be happy for a certain period of time
- Why Deeahblita will never be late again
- How to be a polite smoker in a non-smoking world
- How to be a Jackass in your own home
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- You will be wrong. Embrace it.
- On the comet there will be much pie
- We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
- It Will Always Be Here For You
- How the Moon Came to Be
- Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
- Never be the first to let go
- In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
- I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
- Let Us Be Merry Before We Go
- Marks which will never be broken
- Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
- There has to be a better way to make human beings
- How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
- Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
- Pay attention, this will be important later
- It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
- How to be a Romantic Poet
- Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
- To all the cold people who want to be warm again
- What the American people want politics to be
- How to be a fuck-up
- There will be nobody there to shed a tear
- We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
- It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
- The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
- Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
- Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
- It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
- False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
- And it's one more good thing that will never be again
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
- Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
- I fear I will be nothing
- Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
- how to be a friend
- Will I cease to be
- I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
- Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- If you tolerate this your children will be next
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
- There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
- The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
- Will I be given that chance?
- Can the Koran from Eternity be?
- How to be anonymous
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
- Where's the kaboom?
- Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
- How to be a troll
- Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
- Goops and How to be Them
- How the Sun Came to Be
- Lessons to be learned from Napster
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
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