Findings:
- I dreamed of her pulse long before I took it from her
- Most of the men were disillusioned long before they met her
- Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- Helping people cheat
- I never called her momma
- Take Her up to Monto
- From Her to Eternity
- I watched her from afar
- The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover
- I haven't seen her in a month. She is still beautiful.
- her arms around me
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
- Performing her communion with quick slashes up and down her arm
- I followed the light in her eyes around the room, staying within range
- Somewhere someone is tired of taking her shit
- a total loss of control over her life
- For Emily, Whenever I May Find Her
- A Fallen Caryatid Holding Her Stone
- Funny -- she looks much smaller from outside her head
- If You Followed Her Gaze
- I could hear her thoughts
- I can't tell the girl I love that I love her
- Her knees
- I passed her on the street
- To Her Body
- her kitty cat (user)
- my baby sleeps on her head
- I ran over an old woman with her own car
- her
- That twinge of terror that hits before you get under the covers
- The Bitch and Her Whelps
- Her Handwriting
- Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
- The Milk-Woman and Her Pail
- getting hit by a guy
- I think I've forgiven her
- Meant For Her
- The Author to Her Book
- The woman with her legs apart
- A Jury of Her Peers: 2
- Stand in the doorway and watch her
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- Robert Lionel Fanthorpe fills up the word count in a science fiction novel: she brushed her teeth
- Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
- Her Headlights Illuminated a Death
- Bathe her and bring her to me
- The Soul selects her own Society
- She flies with her own wings
- And her knee touched mine
- She wears her failed relationships like a shield
- My preconceived view of perfection could not accommodate her.
- One day I wrote her name upon the strand
- Her raised middle finger came into focus
- How Ozma Refused to Fight for Her Kingdom
- notes I never gave her
- The Dancefloor is our Mother. Her heart beats at 125 BPM.
- To Her Mind
- Make the Moon Cover her Blushing Face
- Sleepless amid her ships, her houses, her incalculable wealth
- She found her bliss between the headphones, and pursed her lips.
- Things to consider before you call that cute girl or guy
- Rosy Palm and her five daughters
- Herr
- Neko Case and Her Boyfriends
- Written with a Diamond on her Window at Woodstock
- I never saw her again
- Before we dump the bodies, you guys wanna go to Hooters?
- His 'N' Hers
- Since she whom I lov'd hath paid her last debt
- A woman and her Cock
- Making her presence known (part 2)
- Her Body Had Knots and Hollows
- Looking back from time to time, her tears falling fast
- putting on her makeup
- Alice without opening her eyes says You have to stop crying you are shaking the bed.
- Pig on her back
- She said, while hugging a bowl of turnips close to her bosom
- The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
- She ties regrets around her fingers like forget-me-knots
- right under her surface
- My love in her attire doth show her wit
- How to tell if a guy is circumcised from across the bar
- I met Death face to face, and I mocked her!
- Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
- What makes her so cute?
- Her Voice
- Things I've learned from living with an unwed mother and her two small children
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- Don't tell her she's beautiful
- She bruised her knee. This is how we met.
- Song of a Young Lady to her Ancient Lover
- All that was left of her was a damp handkerchief
- If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
- Free drinks at the topless bar
- The sun was caught playing unashamedly in her auburn hair, setting our world on fire with giddiness
- I gave her two daisies. This is how I met your mother.
- I still find strands of her hair in bed
- They walk around her like she is in danger of breaking
- Uh, are you looking at my joystick to impress her, or are you just an asshole?
- The World I Made for Her
- I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
- Her grief is still too young to behave itself, so she never lets it out
- I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
- using a circle to dot her "i"s
- Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
- My girlfriend and her pillow
- See her talk
- To Her Face
- To hear her sing
- Herr Geist (user)
- Tell Stacey I love her
- It happened to everyone else; she swore it wouldn't to her
- dance with her
- I would like to buy you a drink
- drink the bar dry
- Drink Before the War
- Ground rush
- hers
- Do Her
- Her braid; I obeyed
- The Ground Beneath Her Feet
- Her Majesty's Loyal Opposition
- The Woman and Her Hen
- I don't think of her
- The Lark and Her Young Ones
- The Lark Burying Her Father
- On Her Majesty's Secret Service
- Someone set her face on fire and put it out with an anchor chain
- I do not see her
- her lips on mine
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- Ribbed for her pleasure
- Take Her in Your Arms
- Her Royal Highness
- I can see her face
- Drinks in a bar
- Things you can tell just by looking at her
- The Old Woman And Her Pig
- A really good sandwich that ideath could make to take to work with her
- I daydream of her
- Written in her French Psalter
- The Bride Stripped Bare by Her Bachelors, Even
- bar stool
- Lady Daibu And Her Lover
- Who let her get at the Johnny Walker
- river, in all his innocent beauty and home in hers
- Making her presence known (Part 3)
- Making her presence known
- the small of her back
- Her Majesty
- Say that turning a teenage girl to stone is depriving the world of her
- I don't want to see her
- Someone outlined against the sky, the sun too bright to see her face
- Her name was Natalie
- To Her Door
- She thought about giving him her heart
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- Calling her number and having a male voice answer
- Since I left her
- The Saran Wrap Dominatrix and Her Cellophane Bondage Slave
- to let her know
- A Jury of Her Peers
- her eyes
- A New Student and Her Father
- All acts of love and pleasure are her rituals
- I was sure it was her
- What do I call her?
- Her back
- How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
- I don't like her because she won't like me
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
- Property of Her Majesty The Queen
- Herr Bob (user)
- Feel her pain
- Don't Kill Her Daddy with Careless Talk
- Her hands on my back; slipping into sleep
- watching her dance
- She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
- A lonely city. A bar stool. Ted.
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