Findings:
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- i'm trying not to be a prisoner of time
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- I'm dreaming it so it must be true
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- this is how i'm going to die.
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
- Any poet can be a computer. Any computer can be a poet.
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- I'm not drinking any more
- I'm building the bridge in stone this time, lest someone drop a torch.
- Any song can be a love song
- Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
- Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
- Don't be an IM phantom
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- Can you tell I'm a man?
- I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
- How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
- I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- I'm going to be a programmer!
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
- Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
- Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
- OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
- I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
- You can suck dick and still be a virgin, Mary
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- I'm going to be a Dad
- I need to hold your hand. I'm getting numb.
- I'm not smart enough to use this trash can
- I'm never getting drunk again
- I'm All You Can Think About
- Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
- From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- I feel like I'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.
- The "I'm getting my first shot" cry
- I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
- You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- How to be happy for a certain period of time
- I'm not doing it just to be weird
- Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
- how can words exist and not be acceptable?
- I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
- How interracial coupling can be eugenic
- Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
- How can idealism be a bad thing?
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- I'm alive, I can prove it.
- I'm getting ahead of myself
- How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
- I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
- Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter
- I'm wide awake and I can see the perfect sky is torn
- I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
- How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- I think I'm getting distracted again
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- I'm here for a good time, not a long time
- I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
- There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
- I can quit any time I want
- I'm a consumer whore... And how!
- In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
- How complex can a public toilet be?
- How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
- How to be a polite smoker in a non-smoking world
- Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
- A fine time to be in the Army
- Can the Koran from Eternity be?
- How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- Valour can be brown
- Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
- Father, can I be the dawn now?
- Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
- How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
- Any Time, Any Place, Anywhere
- Words that can be written on a calculator
- AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
- How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
- How the Moon Came to Be
- Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
- Goops and How to be Them
- You can never be too rich or too thin
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
- How To Be Good
- I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
- Any time! Anywhere!
- Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
- How to Be a Complete Bastard
- there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
- It can be cold in the dark
- an excess of anything can be a poison
- My entire genetic makeup can be entered on a single CD-Rom
- Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- Bare feet can be as sexy as bare breasts
- How to solve any number sequence puzzle
- How to be a troll
- This is Saturday. We're not getting any older.
- When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
- How to lose your temper, your job and any last traces of respect for Management
- There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
- How to learn any skateboarding trick
- How to be Exceptionally Friendly
- How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
- Be cool in college
- How to be a Jackass in your own home
- Beggars CAN be choosers
- Opening a command prompt in Windows
- As any fool can plainly see
- How to be a Romantic Poet
- how to simulate any random variable by tossing a coin
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- There are times when they seem to be right
- Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
- TV can be a good thing
- I can break into any Ford Expedition in an hour
- How to turn any number into a 9
- How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
- Any time is Trinidad time
- If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
- Foods which can be eaten raw
- how to be a friend
- Three-year-old boys can be cool
- How to be an asshole
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
- Why procrastination can be productive
- Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
- How to be a Gangsta (in 5 simple steps)
- Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
- There can be only one
- How to Be a Charismatic Cult Leader
- Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
- homosexuals can be Roman Catholic priests
- The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
- How the Sun Came to Be
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
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