Findings:
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- how many lines of code have you written?
- How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- How many geniuses have we lost this way?
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- How we could still have a President Trump
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Coloring your name in Quake 3
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
- Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- The unending hatred elves have of debt and how it needlessly complicates simple social interactions: an essay
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- How to have an epileptic fit
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- How and why do we (humans) have culture?
- Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- if you knew how much I love you, you would run away
- How to "Have People"
- Sex in a small car
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- You, standing
- How to have a great vacation in China without money
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- How to Pretend to Have a Job
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
- How to have lesbian sex
- How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- How could you ever have enough?
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- How we have grown apart
- The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- How can an atheist have morals?
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- How the mighty have fallen
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- How to have an out of body experience
- How to have a Scotch Tasting
- How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
- Sex with a chicken
- How long have you been in love with her?
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- How long have you known?
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- a dozen books I should have read you
- Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
- Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
- Shouldn't Have Said That I should NOT have said that
- If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
- Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- How much does Milliways really cost?
- How Many Miles to Babylon?
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- That which I should have done I did not do
- You stole what they would have given you
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
- I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
- I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
- I Think I Should Have Loved You
- he would have laughed
- Bernie would have won
- Many have died; you also will die.
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- I should have kissed him, of course.
- How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
- How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
- How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
- How much money do you make?
- Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
- If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- Front porch, what should have been said
- All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- Theaters should not have exit signs
- What pornos would have us believe
- I love you so much that I have to break up with you
- Could have beens, should have beens
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- Highly ornamental cultivars of brambles still have as many thorns as their wild counterparts
- Movies that should have been books first
- the dreams that should have died
- I would have killed for a sexual thought
- I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
- he would have cried
- Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
- The ironic fate of Terry Gilliam, the man who should not have left La Mancha
- Tom Cruise is aware of many of the mistakes you have made in your life
- "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
- if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
- Note to Future Historians: Yes, Everyone Involved Should Have Known
- The Witch King of Angmar should not have touched the earth
- for so many lifetimes i have sought what i now have
- How much for the little girl?
- you've been through something that no one should have to go through
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- How many men/women masturbate?
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- How many ways can you say "ginger"?
- How much pain did you cause?
- how many children are bedwetters
- How would you understand?
- Serving saké
- All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
- Why should the public have to pay for a new stadium for a privately owned team?
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- consoles should have trackballs
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- I have too many clothes
- I have lost many things, so many
- You have much to learn, Grasshopper
- I used to have so many dreams
- I would like to have emotions
- Why should the Devil have all the good music
- You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
- Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
- Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
- I should have danced with you
- 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
- A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
- I have pushed many humans I have shoved many more
- Animals that should not have been domesticated
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
- If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
- I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- Tools everyone should have
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- should have been an artist not a software engineer
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- I have been alone while I was with many girls
- I have too much to say
- You have far too much time on your hands
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
- Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
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