Findings:
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- it's good for me to go and not have there be words
- When you know things are just meant to be
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- Don't Be Afraid
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- The Gods Must Be Crazy
- So you don't have to
- Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- Don't Be Evil
- You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
- if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
- Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
- painting stars that have come to be
- I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- You don't have any real problems
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
- Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- I don't want to be alone
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
- don't be afraid, it's only angels bowling
- But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- Why don't I have votes today?
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- Stoned music memories
- No, I don't have channel 11
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- I don't have the time
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- I have a punklin and you don't
- Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
- I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
- I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
- You have to be in hell to see heaven
- Don't Be An Ass (user)
- you have to be kidding
- Don't be sad
- Billy, Don't Be a Hero
- Be careful and don't fall down
- Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
- I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
- Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
- Don't be an IM phantom
- If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- painting stars that have not come to be
- You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
- Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
- I don't always want you to be nice
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
- they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- I don't need to be loved by you
- I have what I believe to be a photo of Olympia Dukakis in her underwear in 1977
- On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
- Not all disagreements have to be a flame war
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
- You don't have to remember my name
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- A reason to drink
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
- Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
- if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- Why don't urinals have stalls?
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- Why you don't deserve to be a professor
- Like minded so you must be crazy
- I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
- I don't want to be here when you don't call.
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- Don't be seduced by the taco bar
- you have to be close to catch it
- Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
- Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
- If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
- Don't want to be lonely no more
- If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
- It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
- Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
- You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
- don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
- don't be absurd (user)
- I have good reason to be thirsty today
- Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
- Don't worry, Be Happy!
- Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
- You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
- I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
- Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- Have we done enough to be saved?
- Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
- Don't want sex, be sexual
- I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
- All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
- You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
- I don't want to be successful
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- Sometimes you have to be your own supervillain
- You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
- i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
- Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
- Dammit, those barricades have to be around here somewhere!
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- You have the world’s consent to be beautiful
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- I have to admit, I always wanted to be a necromancer
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- I have given up other interests to help you. It will be a pleasure to know that my labour has not been in vain.
- Baptist fear of dancing
- Baptist jokes
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
- The Ricks Must Be Crazy
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- Cats don't have brakes
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
- I have a Shaymus and you don't.
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- I don't have a television set
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
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