Findings:
- Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
- Thinking I could do it by myself and learning I couldn't.
- Why do some people enjoy being in nature?
- I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
- By their fruits you shall know them
- on being hit by lightning
- I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
- death passed him by
- The Wild Colonials
- Forgive me for being afraid of the world
- Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
- I can do it myself
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
- Being betrayed by one's own body
- Accidental death odds
- On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- What to do if you're stopped by the police
- The relative risk of being attacked by a shark
- Watching Myself Grow Tired
- This Is What You Shall Do
- What shall we do when we leave the army?
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- What would you do if you weren't afraid?
- She is afraid of not being shy
- I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
- Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
- do you allow yourself to imagine being with someone?
- When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- Ruminations on being run over by a dump truck
- being mute can do a lot for an idiot
- The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
- By my balls, I do swear.
- A Book about Me, by Me Myself
- I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
- We grow by choosing what we keep and what we leave behind.
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
- What do you mean by 'that pomegranate looks promising'?!
- By the way, where'd you meet him?
- Why some people do not enjoy being in nature
- Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
- What Shall We Do with the Drunken Sailor?
- Burnt out worker (what shall we do with a burnt-out worker?)
- all you have to do is think and they'll grow
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- What shall we do with a drunken poet? (document)
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- Tell the truth. Begin by beginning. Say good things to yourself.
- Where do I begin?
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
- Being licked to death by kittens
- One problem with being born really soon after Christmas
- Being rejected by someone you really respect
- The reluctant backpacker's guide to being hit by lightning
- Notes on ruining the beauty of barren places by being there
- Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
- How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
- who shall ever tell the sorrow of being on this earth, lying, on quilts, on the grass, in a summer evening, among the sounds of the night?
- The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
- only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
- The dubious distinction of being criticized from the left by the Ku Klux Klan
- being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
- Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
- You can win any argument on the internet by being stupid enough
- Ten "extra toppings" received by the "20 fun things to do while ordering a pizza" guy
- Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
- How to determine whether a number is divisible by 9
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
- your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
- Things you can tell just by looking at him
- what do you get if you multiply six by nine
- Only by spreading rights to others do we ensure those rights for ourselves.
- And while I stand by what I said, I honestly wasn't intending for him to light himself on fire.
- the cats decide to listen to vinyl and do the laundry with a poem by Emily Dickinson
- The Punk Meets the Godfather, Part One: Do My Converse look okay? And other preconceptions by a hippie kid
- If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
- Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
- We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
- Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- hating myself is all i know how to do anymore
- Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law
- What do you get if you multiply six by nine?
- Perhaps, like orange juice, I will grow to love him.
- I shall never grow cold of you
- What do you want to be when you grow up?
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- do not look upon her; you shall be blinded
- Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
- Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- afraid
- I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
- I think I know that I am almost always afraid.
- I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
- i'm afraid of hipsters
- Afraid of Sunlight
- I am afraid to use websites of large corporations
- I am deathly afraid of February
- Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
- Afraid of the Dark
- I'm afraid of posting on e2
- Afraid of Everything
- From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
- why my son is afraid of ceiling fans
- I'm Afraid
- I was afraid of getting caught
- I realize that it is going to be dark soon
- Those are giants; and if thou art afraid, away with thee out of this and betake thyself to prayer while I engage them in fierce and unequal combat
- Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
- Recipes for the bachelor who isn't afraid of heart disease
- Khaled Islambouli
- I'm afraid of presenting my work
- The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
- Questions I wouldn't be afraid of
- Why are people afraid of touching?
- You're not still afraid of the dark, are you?
- I Am Afraid of the Dark
- I am afraid to write tonight, but I must.
- The nice thing about alcoholics is that they aren't afraid of the dark
- we are starving because we are afraid of our own hearts, and there must be another way
- i am not afraid
- I am afraid
- begin
- The Saga Begins
- Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins
- patterns begin to reveal themselves
- Begin Transmissions
- The Stories Begin
- Words that begin with "pt"
- Anna Begins
- Charity begins at home
- Life begins at 40
- As the towel begins to slide down your body
- Waiting for life to begin
- How to begin poetry
- not to begin at the end
- Your rights end where my feelings begin
- This is how we begin again
- NACA's Metamorphosis Begins
- This place needs more actual content. Let's begin.
- The Diet of Spikey the Werm
- Menachem Begin
- More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
- A journey ended begins again
- it begins (user)
- Eternity Begins
- The Games Begin
- Each betrayal begins with trust
- Where does my body end and the air begin?
- Your right to swing your fist ends where my nose begins
- Days that begin with Dawn
- A genocide begins with the killing of one man
- Batman Begins
- Regime change begins at home
- Jazy Begins to Dance
- Deadman begins his journey, through a kitchen floor one Saturday night
- gazing back upon your newly sprouted wings, as you begin to sense a use for them
- being
- human being
- Beings of pure energy
- Are You Being Served?
- being close to another person
- Just being quiet and close
- The Unbearable Lightness of Being
- in love with being in love
- Being John Malkovich
- I miss you, damn you for being so damn amazing
- The entire point of being an adult
- Being and Nothingness
- The Importance of Being Earnest
- Two Golden Rules of Being a Woman
- Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
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