Findings:
- They knew what our pain would be.
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- The Ten Commandments revised
- What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- They Might Be Giants
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
- If there were more people like you, there would be more people
- Mind without body
- All the things she had at one point wanted to be
- The Man Who Would Be King
- What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
- We Thought You Would Be Prettier
- if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
- If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
- If God had a cunt you'd be God
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- eternity would be boring
- Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
- That Would Be Enough
- If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
- There's a fine line between feeling a will to live and feeling a fear of death. Sometimes they can both lead you down the same path.
- Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
- I never thought it would be like this
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
- That would be me
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- They will be lucky for you. Allah favors the compassionate.
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
- but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
- The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
- Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
- They shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever
- Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
- If I had the nerve, I would ask you
- If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- She Had to Be Sure
- Mandy would be happy if i died
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
- Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
- I assumed we would not even be friends
- There are times when they seem to be right
- you had to be there
- Where would America be without Canada?
- They be killin' some hog over thar'.....
- Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
- WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
- Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
- This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
- thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
- I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
- If you would be seated
- Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
- But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- We must remember them or they cease to be.
- Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
- If you would be so kind
- To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
- It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
- they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
- The best kind of bartender
- You mean the me that you would be
- I would have cooled this if you had written it
- The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
- play dumb
- It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
- The Filesystem That Would Be King
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- Automobile tire pressure
- Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- That I Would Be Good
- Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
- In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
- If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
- This would be easier if we did it backwards
- In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
- Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
- The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- A whimper would be fine
- If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
- Things never were what they used to be
- If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
- I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
- Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
- taters haster be peelt an' boilt fore they kin be masht an' et
- Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
- Just to see what it would be like
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- Life without music would be a mistake
- it would be hilarious if only
- Linux would be dead without Windows
- Your noise would not be missed here.
- Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- They will not be named!
- I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- they does not know what it might be to live without them
- The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
- If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
- what would it take to be serene again?
- It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
- If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
- It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
- They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- Frontiers are not easy, nor are they meant to be
- "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
- Spared the sight of what you wouldn't be the same if you had seen.
- Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
- If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
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