Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "if anything was going to get the human species out of the sorts of messes it was so good at getting into, it was going to be science"

• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• that hour we lost was the one I was going to use to get my life together
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• This was not my going away party
• I was watching through the window, you were going through the dances.
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
• As I Was Going to St Ives
• I was going to marry Marty
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• She was too beautiful to be human
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• 2016 was bad enough. Is it only going to get worse?
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• If the King's English was good enough for Jesus
• I worked at the mall in the 80s. There was a cult that used to recruit out on the front steps.
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• I can prove that Jesus was both human and divine
• She was so quiet that nobody heard her
• this is unlike the story it was written to be
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• If God was willing to let it be
• The Tale of a Youth who set out to learn what Fear was
• Food was purer in the good old days
• I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• The dynasty made people die in nasty ways. This mess was necessary and they're not sorry.
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• It was free, so I took it.
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• So I was drinking with the son of Man the other night, and...
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• Where's the kaboom?
• People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
• The artifact was completely impenetrable to all forms of matter except living human flesh
• the last time I clobbered a human soul it was over a red-nosed girl and a schoolbook in County Derry
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• every noder was once a normal human
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• except that church was Episcopal with an ongoing history of bursting into flames
• The day I found out I was a guy
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• I Was the Girl You Were Told Not to Be
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• I Dropped Out of School, and All I Got Was This Necklace
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• I was doing so well.
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• I Fell Out of School, and All I Found Was This Necklace
• I was afraid of getting caught
• If I was a good person
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• I was never any good at maths at school
• Suicide Was A Good Choice
• In the end, it was a Good Thing that I rushed Pierre.
• I was into them after they were hip
• (and it wasn’t in my time nor yet in your time: but a very good time it was for all that)
• the magic that was meant to capture the outlaw instead transformed him into a monster
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Trying to catch one clear promise out of the jittery confused language the night was whispering
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• A dose of mystery slipped into her cocktail while she was in the ladies' room
• It was men who made breasts into a secret.
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
• The night was alive, and so was I
• I was so cool, that first afternoon
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• the country was so nice we bombed it twice
• RIT was supposed to be built in New Mexico
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• My father's secret life was never meant to be secret
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• She was so pleased to learn that she was right
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• An easy way to get out of going to church
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• so fragile and cold, i was
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
• the god that can be killed was never god in the first place
• If you keep going into the barbershop you'll end up getting a haircut
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• so my crowd was Catholic, Protestant, atheist, confused, and white
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• She was so tall, and I was so in love
• And as the dreaming was danced, a sound went out
• Sex with my sister was always really, really good
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
• a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• going out
• Good Thing Going
• Going out for a smoothie with your dad
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, it's not.
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• A howl that's only going to fly up into the sky and disappear
• The Matrix is going down for a reboot in 5 minutes: all users, please save your data and log out
• Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
• A Prayer on going into my House
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• Willy Loman was wrong in life but he was right on the inside
• Going out with a bang
• It's going to be fine
• follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Ways of going out in cricket
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• My neighbours are going to make me into a creepy voyeur
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• Is she really going out with him?

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