Findings:
- If you're going to masturbate, would you at least close the fucking door?
- if you're going to pontificate, can I at least have a drink
- If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair
- everyone needs an angry love story
- Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
- I should just check myself into the morgue now and save myself that messy middle step.
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
- This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
- I Think I Should Have Loved You
- Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
- Every strong wind one leans into and smiles should bring back a lost toy from childhood
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- I love Slim Shady and I am not a teenage boy going through puberty
- And love keeps pouring into Toronto from everywhere it's despised
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
- Front porch, what should have been said
- You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
- That which I should have done I did not do
- "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- Why should the public have to pay for a new stadium for a privately owned team?
- How to treat the dog you're going to kill
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- They are angry and they have been lied to
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- You can't rant when you're not angry
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- I have morphed into the drab colors that surround me
- If you're going to speak archaic English, use it correctly!
- you have all these dreams, you poor fucking fool
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
- Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
- You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
- Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
- Everything must have an ending except my love for you.
- you're not alive until you have nothing left to lose
- I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
- You, standing
- Are tears all I have to look forward to?
- Where the hell do you think you're going today?
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- The ironic fate of Terry Gilliam, the man who should not have left La Mancha
- a dozen books I should have read you
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- You're dripping liquid sex into my Cherry Coke
- if you're lucky, they fuse into something bright and astonishing
- Note to Future Historians: Yes, Everyone Involved Should Have Known
- Love Story
- Love Will Tear Us Apart
- The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
- I should have kissed him, of course.
- If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
- The fashion trade should be burnt to the fucking ground
- A Prayer on going into my House
- My neighbours are going to make me into a creepy voyeur
- If you keep going into the barbershop you'll end up getting a haircut
- A howl that's only going to fly up into the sky and disappear
- Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
- Going Where No Man Should Go
- We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
- You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- Final moments lost to what should have been
- All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
- Could have beens, should have beens
- I love you but I have to let you go
- Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
- You're not alive until you have something to lose
- I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
- the dreams that should have died
- reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
- I have no scars. I have never loved.
- Have you told your parents you're gay?
- You have to lie to fall in love. You have to tell the truth to stay there.
- Overgrowth (for those who have loved the emotionally disturbed)
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- One day I will step out of my body and burst into bloom
- if you have love in your heart, then you are my friend
- My real life, burst into the proper colors
- Shouldn't Have Said That I should NOT have said that
- People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
- i have a lot of practice yelling into the void
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- Fringe podcasts have the answers you're looking for
- There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
- Her raised middle finger came into focus
- you've been through something that no one should have to go through
- Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
- Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
- I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
- the least I should do is name the beast
- 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
- Who are wise in love, love most, say least
- Into the Heart of the Whole :: Maerklon's Story
- The Witch King of Angmar should not have touched the earth
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
- If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
- I'm going to have to ask you to leave
- If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
- You're going home in the back of an ambulance
- We're going to have to take Heidi home
- Collision avoidance technique
- if you are going to steal from me, at least steal something of value
- I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
- I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
- Help! I'm going to have sex
- If you're going to America, bring your own food
- Love is a construct. Fucking is real.
- I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- What's the point of having doors if you're just going to give away keys?
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- Why should the Devil have all the good music
- Have you let Emacs into your heart?
- Animals that should not have been domesticated
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
- It's better to have loved and lost
- The difference between fucking and making love
- Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
- Saying "I Love You" Is Not A Fucking Band-Aid
- I have more stories about trains for you
- consoles should have trackballs
- Knots I have known and loved
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- Theaters should not have exit signs
- The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
- When you know things are just meant to be
- At least I didn't have to pay...
- When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
- Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
- I love you so much that I have to break up with you
- At least I have something to show for my awkward days
- If you pull out into an intersection have the balls to follow through
- The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
- Stories I Have Tried to Write
- Tools everyone should have
- The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
- should have been an artist not a software engineer
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- I have to firmly hold onto a belief that everyone in the world has shed tears over something beautiful
- Movies that should have been books first
- I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
- I hope you're fucking happy
- Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
- I should have danced with you
- Supposing that I should have the courage
- The life you're fucking with may not be your own
- You're awfully fucking fat for someone with leukaemia
- For God's sake, just have another election
- I believe love and cats have nine lives.
- How long have you been in love with her?
- better to have loved and lost (node_forward)
- You suckers still fucking node, but your noding wisdom. My bad.
- I really have to get out of this fucking country
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