Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "if you don't get out now you might as well be dead because you sure as HELL aren't living anymore."

• Starving in the greenhouse
• A dirty old town gets marginally cleaner: Jack gets the hell out of New York City
• Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• You might as well kill yourself. You're already dead.
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• Time to get the hell out of Oly
• I love you. Now get your finger out of my nose.
• Get the hell out of Dodge
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Bye Bye, Bombshell: Chiisuta gets the hell out of New York City
• I Told Ya I Love Ya, Now Get Out
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• I might not believe in God, but I sure as hell believe in the power of prayer
• Get out of Hell free card
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• I told you I love you, now get out
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• Maybe tomorrow we’ll be on that plane.
• I don't look at the world the same way, anymore
• Why don't you dream anymore?
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
• Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
• The Borg aren't scary anymore
• Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
• Even the dead will not be safe
• You have to be in hell to see heaven
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• I don't play my violin in the desert anymore
• We don't fly there anymore
• Beware! This might be reality!
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues.
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• We don't dig our graves, anymore.
• don't be absurd (user)
• why don't poets kill each other anymore?
• I Don't Know You Anymore
• I don't love you anymore
• We don't write 'round here much anymore
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• Once you don't believe in the afterlife, it's not worth dying anymore
• Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
• i don't fit under the bed anymore
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• Your god might be evil....
• i don't want to think about it anymore
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
• You might be a Michigander
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• I don't want to be alone
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• I will not be late anymore
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• If you lived here, you'd be home now
• I didn't leave you because I didn't love you anymore
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• They aren't my memories anymore
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• I Might Be Wrong
• I beg of you, cradle my head so that I might be with you forever
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• Why the hell aren't I a hippy?
• Don't be an IM phantom
• Why gay males aren't accepted as well as females in America
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Don't Be Evil
• Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Adam fell that men might be
• all shall be well, and all manner of things shall be well
• Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• Some things in the graveyard aren't dead
• I don't want to be successful
• I don't always want you to be nice
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• you just might be evil
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• Aren't these machines supposed to be deterministic?
• I like to be reminded this city survives because of these machines.
• Your dog might be evil...
• This world might be saved, if only for the children
• Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
• God must be living in the sea.
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• Be a Dumbass, Get a Cookie
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Be sure it's legal
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• Why wiring your own phone line might not be a good idea
• You might be a Mormon
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• Things to consider if you might be talking to an alien
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• They Might Be Giants
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• Don't Be Afraid
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• The end will be a sellout
• Things to consider if you think you might be a cartoon character
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• Nicotine might not be the most harmful ingredient of tobacco
• If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
• Billy, Don't Be a Hero
• Father, can I be the dawn now?
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• Don't be sad
• Be careful and don't fall down
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• I know what it's like to be dead
• You might be a Washingtonian
• Microsoft's ActiveX idea, it must now be conceded, is a bad thing.
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed

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