Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "in Australia we have the ground floor, then the first floor, so it's one storey up"

• Deadman begins his journey, through a kitchen floor one Saturday night
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Why is it that the alien mortal enemies of humanity always have some fatal flaw?
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• You cannot pick up the pieces, unless they all fall to the floor
• Whose coat is that jacket hanging up on the floor?
• A floor is so you don't fall in the hole your house is in
• when there's more hair on the floor than on one's head
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• I have bloodmarks on my floor
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• And then one day you wake up
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• Pretty Girl On A Not So Empty Dance Floor
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• the killing floor II (superdocnolinks)
• Four on the floor
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Speech made by Sen Hollings on the floor of the Senate, 21 March 2002
• Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• Fun things to do with a raised floor
• Arms through the floor trick
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• Nightingale Floor
• Dirt Floor
• sea floor
• Staring at the floor pattern in the kitchen
• You have to watch out for the quiet ones
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• I am the one hiding under your bed; teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red.
• So this is Christmas. And what have you done?
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• One of These Things First
• Cursing is probably one of the first things you'll learn in a different language
• drop on the floor
• floor effect
• Watching Alex from the Third Floor on a Gray Day
• Freakazoids, please report to the dance floor.
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Across the Nightingale Floor
• How to mop a floor
• 4 On The Floor
• Peace of Mind on the Hangar Floor
• a pinprick in the floor of heaven
• And You're Wondering How a Top Floor Could Replace Heaven
• Floor numbering systems
• First compress it, then encrypt it
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• UPS Ground
• People have fucked up before
• I used to have so many dreams
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• I have one whole anus
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• It furthers one to have somewhere to go
• because I have given up any care
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• You have a sad feeling for a moment, then it passes
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Waking up is nice for those first few moments before you remember who and what you are.
• dance floor
• a wound is at first nothing, and then pain, and then blood
• Of course, first you have to kill him
• Lying Here Upon the Floor
• the velocity with which their foreheads hit the floor
• floor puller
• low floor
• raised floor
• Water Balloon Olympics from the Tenth Floor
• Speak of compassion first, then argue if you must
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• Picking your psyche off the floor
• Floor tile
• My regret sits on the floor like someone else's polaroid photos
• Elke's sparkling stairways, Elke's slippery floors
• fourth floor
• Faces on the Kitchen Floor: Belmez, Spain, 1971
• On the cutting room floor
• The Floor is Lava
• Face it, you live on the 13th floor
• The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• Ground, give up your secrets
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• Words that only have one context
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• The prettiest views are all from the ground up
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• So you don't have to
• Why black women have so few wrinkles
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• Inventors have one hand in the junk drawer
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• I could have been one of a two
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• you have five minutes to admire the beauty in everything and then you die
• This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• you have become one with The Anonymous
• I have lost many things, so many
• Floor Happy
• First the music, then the fire
• We have a fictitious world; that is the first step:
• The first one's always free
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
• first tar, then compress
• You're the one i saw first
• Movies that should have been books first
• Floor
• thirteenth floor elevators
• Mezzanine Floor
• First I'm gonna make it, and then I'm gonna break it 'til it falls apart
• We have come to the first bump in the road
• The first time I lost a stone that meant so much
• floor function
• floored, 1974
• The Thirteenth Floor
• I can taste the floor
• floor wax
• mainstreamed floors
• Piss on the floor of the men's restroom
• four walls, a ceiling and a floor
• ocean floor
• floor space
• kitchen floor
• If you took away the floor, we'd be floating
• 13th Floor Elevators
• cross the floor
• hardwood floor
• The floor is just a giant shelf
• seven and a halfth floor
• Cleaning the shower floor
• Do Not Spit on Floor
• Privilege and floor wax
• Nightmare on the 13th Floor
• price floor
• I saw her clothes piled on the floor, and I cried for her
• Installing a ceramic tile floor
• Floor puller toss
• Kitten with wet feet on a tile floor
• your bathroom floor
• hand signals on the trading floor
• Prone on the bathroom floor, realising that heartbreak has a physical manifestation
• sugar on the floor
• At Night Love Walks the Floor
• Nicaragua dirt floor girl
• I want the decomposing grace of the forest floor
• kick an empty can across an empty floor
• bedroom floor/sunday church
• In the Gym the Floor Was Cold
• floor exercise
• Laying cable under a floor
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• Baptist fear of dancing
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
• cutting-room floor
• destiny splattered on the floor

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