Findings:

• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• Why not just kill yourself?
• Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
• Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Did my pussy just run into you?
• Jesus did not say this; it represents the perspective of a later or different tradition
• Video didn't kill the radio star, I did
• A Plan for World Domination or Just Another Nodermeet? Bristol, Summer 2003
• Be a model or just look like one
• Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
• The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
• Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• More hips!
• Is it social anxiety or just laziness?
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Just Yes Or No Will Do
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• Can't she just carpool or something?
• Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
• Marry, fuck, or kill?
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Fuck it or kill it
• Did T. Rex waltz or samba?
• Uh, are you looking at my joystick to impress her, or are you just an asshole?
• Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
• Puking Onstage Before a Live Audience, or: The Pooka Did It
• Ignorant, stupid, insane, or just plain evil
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• Was that real, or did I dream it?
• Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
• Are you depressed or just full of angst?
• Are we listening, or are we just being silent?
• Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Vancouver Stanley Cup Riots
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Just Empty Every Pocket
• What the Hell Did I Just Read
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• 206
• Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
• Smoking kills, or A true ghostwriter
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• Did we listen to pop music because we were miserable? Or were we miserable because we listened to pop music?
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• He never killed a man that did not need killing.
• AK47
• ak47 (user)
• I know what you did last summer
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• I still know what you did last summer
• did
• E2 FAQ: How Did This Happen (document)
• Why did the chicken cross the road?
• Why did the chicken cross the playground?
• My Way
• I did not find love
• Where the hell did that font come from?
• Men did not always like large breasts
• No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right
• I never did well with Sunday nights
• old chestnut: where did the other square go?
• answer: where did the other square go?
• Where did you get that hat?
• My first comet
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• Saint Paul did not screw up Christianity
• Did you know that the word 'gullible' isn't in the dictionary?
• Did Anne Frank find Jesus?
• Oh boner, you didn't whiz on Old Glory, did you?
• So how did you two meet?
• what we did last night
• When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
• Then what did Jesus say, grandpa?
• Let's not, and say we did
• How did I miss the recruiter?
• Using headphones as a microphone
• if people treat you badly, did you bring it on yourself?
• What did Jesus look like?
• I almost did it
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
• Did Nixon beat his wife?
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• How did we come to this?
• Why oh why did the black crayon always die first?
• I did my best and failed abysmally
• Grunge did not fail and is not dead
• What the hell did Kennedy say about Jefferson?
• What did you love when you were a kid?
• What did men do to deserve "I Will Survive"?
• Did you once stand before me without shame?
• I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
• Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
• Why did we name them Sperm Whales?
• Oh, did you learn to play chess after YOU dropped a barbell on your head, too?
• What I Did On My Vacation
• Where did you learn ebonics?
• England arrived late
• Conspiracy Theory: Did we land on the Moon?
• Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?
• What They Did to Princess Paragon
• Did Dionysus do the right thing?
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• How did I end up here?
• How did the matrix know what blue looked like?
• I did not say it would make sense
• I did not tell him, instead I kept it private like a secret hug
• what I did on my holidays
• Climb up on the Moon? Of course we did.
• Why did so many animals return to the sea
• After searching for my mother's name for twenty years, I realized I also did not know my father's
• How did I get here, Sarah?
• Why did the indie rawk kid cross the road?
• What the hell did I do with my keys this time?
• When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?
• the garden did not start out as metaphor, it started out as paradise
• Did You Fuck Her?
• what the kids did for love:
• Did I step on your dick?
• Did Israel attack the Pentagon and World Trade Center?
• You are precious to me. Did you know that?
• Keeping beer cold in the Old West
• Did Ronald Reagan end the Cold War?
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• Britain Entering World War I
• Did You Save One Of Me?
• Which way did the bicycle go?
• The boy who did not understand the language of the birds
• Where did Archie find the time?
• Why I did what I did
• They did not forgive us, she thought. We will surely die.
• A Big Boy Did It and Ran Away
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• Why Did Grandpa Die?
• My grandma died yesterday. Did she die?
• When did you choose to be left-handed?
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• risk assessment in the brain and the dumbest thing you ever did before age 25
• pocket healer
• As a matter of fact I did invent the Internet
• Did the backstory for Atomsk come from Mr Roboto?
• Where Did The Days Go?
• Everything Hitler did was legal
• Did you know you broke my heart today?
• I did not need it. I was strong. I was steady. I knew what I was doing.
• I woke up in a bed I did not know
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• How did physics change as a result of the making and use of the atomic bomb?
• Did Jesus Have A Pimply Nose?
• You did a lot of things right on this girl.
• A tramp did it
• we were polite, we did not fall apart
• We did not make this up
• Where did I put those darn tomatoes?
• Did we not build the rudder? Let us not blame the sea.
• You didn't feel anything, did you
• In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Did I do that?
• What They Did To the Desert People
• did you ever wonder (user)
• I saw what you did there
• Since when did you respect anything?
• I did not get the news
• Everything Stalin did was legal
• he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
• a dream you did not have
• I don't care what you did last summer
• Did you know facts
• Simpsons Did It!
• All you ever did was let it happen
• The last time I did blotter acid, and why
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• Why, Yes, I Did Steal an Electric Shaver
• So did I.
• i did nothing wrong (user)

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