Findings:
- Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
- This is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you
- hurt me more (user)
- Ask Me More Eeyore
- There is more of me than you imagine
- New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
- you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
- You're more than welcome
- You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
- Dammit, one of my past lives is more attractive than me!
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- Why can't my employer pay me more?
- You taught me more than hugging
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- youre losing me
- You're not the boss of me
- Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
- Latin for Even More Occasions
- Sometimes I think you love that doomsday machine more than you love me.
- You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
- You were never going to become more than this to me
- A more delicate and biddable me
- I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
- bringing me back to when less was worth more
- Obscure Solutions to Even More Obscure Problems
- More ads which make me not want to buy their cars
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
- Lady Love Me (One More Time)
- Once you're through with me, relegate me to memory
- You're a poet and you don't even know it
- Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
- If you're hungry, blame me
- It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
- even more blood
- You're like a brother to me
- Excuse me sir, you're making a scene
- Is Everything2 making me more or less intelligent?
- Your kisses, even in word form, give me butterflies
- You don't know what you're missing without me
- Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
- Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
- The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get
- You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
- Let's just say the ground is swept for me even if nobody rolled out a red carpet
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- What would get you to contribute even more E2 content? (e2poll)
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
- Playing Risk is like arguing on the internet. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
- when you're ready to touch me again
- You're a girl to me, plain and simple.
- why am i me, and you're you?
- Her eyes were gray like a storm, and even more dangerous
- Recipe for Tomato Soup, unless you're like me, in which case it's a recipe for tomato stew
- You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
- Tell me more
- when even the plants have abandoned me
- More Alive Than Me
- i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
- even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
- call me garbage one more time
- When you're loving me, I love you most
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- they still come to me even though i don't come to them
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- Even the tides have more friends than you
- The even more dangerous game
- Even better than the real thing
- Now I, even I, would celebrate...
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- Even though I sleep terribly with another body in the bed
- Even
- And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
- not even thirty
- "42" is even to any base
- Even if we're not together
- In your presence even my shadow acquires the sensation of touch
- I can't find my feeding tube
- Camaros are a poor man's Corvette, and Pontiacs are an even poorer man's Camaro
- Even the dead will not be safe
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- The Bride Stripped Bare by Her Bachelors, Even
- Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
- Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
- 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
- Even In Dreams
- Even Years Ago
- I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
- Dr's hospital adventure: Even the hospital food smells good when...
- Even nerds need people skills
- I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
- Even In The Torrent's Rage
- Man will even get used to the gallows
- Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
- Even permutations are not odd
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- Even a stopped clock is right twice a day
- Even the moon was wrong
- I admit confusion. Sometimes it causes my head to ache. Let's not even get into the heart.
- Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- Hey, we're Pizza Hut! We've put cheese in places you've never even dreamed of!
- even function
- lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
- You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
- Thai grilled beef salad with variations, even vegetarian ones
- Even things as amazing as stars burn out
- How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
- Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
- The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
- They can see that you're missing something inside
- Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
- Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
- Wanting to hear those quiet, even breaths at four in the morning
- That blood... it sang even as it spilled over the curb and crawled cello tremulous along the gutter's grade
- Why it is acceptable - even patriotic - to burn an American flag
- odd or even
- Five is both even and odd
- Nobody, not even the rain, has such small hands
- Groups of even order
- Even the moon likes to change her colors
- I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
- I still don't even know you
- Even death is beautiful
- Even numbers, odd numbers and the XNOR logical operator
- Not a fingerprint, not even a whisper
- Writing a solid metaphor and/or simile
- Even if they're really good friends, you shouldn't trust a couple hundred friends with your secrets
- Even In Death
- This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
- Even trees die
- I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
- The sun even shines on a dog's ass occasionally
- Completely implausible circumstances, even by comic book standards
- Even Johansen
- She who leaves men as flaming wrecks in the ditch on the side of the road in her wake, yea, even submarines
- Even the Queen
- even steven (user)
- What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
- what is this i don't even
- An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
- I will love them all even after they are long gone
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- even my socks
- even cigarette smoking, Atlantic City gamblers walked away from the slot machines
- so pretentious I can't even breathe
- Too much has changed, even while the scenery stays the same.
- And I don't even know their names
- Even the Elder Gods Fall before the Federal Government
- It was hard to say hello. It was even harder to say goodbye.
- To all that fortune, death, and danger dare, even for an eggshell
- even though I wouldn't be able to tell you any of this
- but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
- Even the trees here are scrappy
- Even monochrome is not so simple
- Round half to even
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