Findings:
- Where's the kaboom?
- If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads
- I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
- Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
- To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
- Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
- throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- Look where all this talking got us, baby
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- I want the real you - not this superficial being you pretend to be
- Chalant should be a word!
- All hardware should be emulated in software
- The fashion trade should be burnt to the fucking ground
- If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
- Should copyright laws be revised?
- If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
- It's not obvious why this should be obvious
- People in prison should be treated like animals
- Should high school be mandatory?
- Where would America be without Canada?
- No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
- RIT was supposed to be built in New Mexico
- Should it be easier to secure convictions for rape?
- Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
- this is where we all came to be
- Should I be happy?
- Who should be weighed with the inconvenient burden of staying
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- Children should be seen and not heard
- Daylight Savings Time should be ended
- AI should be our top priority.
- Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
- Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
- Farmers' Market
- The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
- What engineering textbooks should be like
- Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
- I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
- There is a space between your shoulders where your wings used to be
- Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
- Why potheads should be eliminated
- I Should Be Allowed To Think
- This node should be filled with sonnets!
- How Should A Person Be?
- Wearing waterproof mascara for goodbyes should be a given, really.
- this is unlike the story it was written to be
- Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
- The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
- Halloween Yard Decorations Should Not Be Encountered Alone At Night
- I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
- If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
- Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
- I should be able to remember your face
- The way the music industry SHOULD be
- I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
- stupidity should be painful
- Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
- 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
- Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
- There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
- If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
- I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
- Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
- Abbey Road should never be played on random
- I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
- Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- It should not be this complicated
- This node should be filled with bees!
- the space where you are needs your help to be empty again
- Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- do not look upon her; you shall be blinded
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- Readers Be Where? (e2poll)
- why you should never be a referee
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- Let us be our own pornographers
- nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie
- Where we're headed, you'll be looking backwards
- This node should be filled with renga!
- This node should be filled with haiku!
- titles should be approached laterally
- It is not good that the man should be alone
- History should be a hammock for swinging and a game for playing, the way cats play
- I should be allowed to make myself miserable
- can it be that it was all so simple then
- Everything I say should be a nodeshell, including this
- Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
- This node should be filled with waka!
- the state should not be involved in marriage
- It's a grocery store how purple should my prose be?
- Why you should not be mean
- let's be real
- I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
- a pile of dust where a fun girl used to be
- You should be wearing rainbows on your feet
- This node should be filled with tanka!
- She was too beautiful to be human
- Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
- The secret mission of E2 is to train us to be reference librarians
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
- Should anyone be allowed to vote?
- Where be ye going, you Devon maid?
- Automobile tire pressure
- Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
- car fog lamps should be coin-operated
- Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
- Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
- Love should not be routine habitual bliss
- I should be running in the sunshine
- My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?
- Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
- Food should not be luminous
- Some moments seem too perfect to be real
- Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
- The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
- Laundry should be free
- Things every child should be taught
- Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- What is and what should never be
- Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
- No threat should be taken lightly
- Life should be held in much higher regard
- Names that should never be given to important files
- lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
- Should I be sorry?
- If God was willing to let it be
- I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
- Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
- Let Us Be Merry Before We Go
- Look siad me Be like me
- Be careful where you put your laptop
- Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
- You Should Be Sober
- His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
- Spend an hour with us and you'll never be the same
- Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
- It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
- The Wild West Is Where I Want To Be
- Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
- Be a model or just look like one
- Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
- Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
- Why should we be moral?
- If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
- Candles should be burned, not dusted
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
- School-age teenagers should be given compulsory spelling and grammar lessons
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
- Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
- Funerals should be a celebration
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
- this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
- If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
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