Findings:

• Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• Jesus did not say this; it represents the perspective of a later or different tradition
• the ocean is never calm and still, but the depths are very different from the surface
• And Now for Something Completely Different
• Hating religion is different from hating an ethnic group
• Deer Hunting with Jesus: Dispatches from America's Class War
• Deep Fried Foods in the Restaurant
• Listen in total darkness, or in a very large room, very quietly
• Economic and Social Divisions in late 19th-century America
• Cities: Skylines, or: This is a very 20th-century type of city we're building here
• the flecks of smoke and sparks don't conjure you back from the ground or heaven
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• Lessons learned from the rap industry may or may not serve a useful purpose in everyday life
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• Very emotional people are either psychotic or sincere
• Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• Are apples, or a woman, so far from your reality?
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• How many different species live on or in the average human body?
• All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
• scattering, like flower petals or crowds from the sound of a gunshot
• I wrote you a letter on the bus back from the city, but that's a different kind of weary
• Very Far Away from Anywhere Else
• Baby Jesus statue stolen from nativity
• His voice is like something from a distant age, the voice of the earth itself, the voice of a tree, the voice of a stone.
• if you are going to steal from me, at least steal something of value
• Or something
• Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
• A very small, and very different type of noder's meet
• It must have rained or something
• Can't she just carpool or something?
• You, standing
• Solving mazes of twisty little passages, alike or different
• 'Fuck off' used as a replacement for 'good', or 'very'
• An American in Tours
• Kid named John, or something like that.
• We're all still very different
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
• i'm a million different people from one day to the next
• Not from the head
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• From Sidon to Tyre, or Death Surprised
• John's Cool Story: Tough Luck, or The Vurping from Room 2306
• Something From the Nightside
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• Why Is This Night Different from All Other Nights?
• Racism as it developed within North America: Perhaps arising from different circumstances of colonization
• “I want to make the milk,” or, More Tales from Youth
• trying to put together a single jigsaw puzzle from two different boxes
• Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
• Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
• Or something (user)
• Chunky potato soup or the philosophy of ingesting something hot on a hot day
• Pepper steak fajitas or something
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• It's a beautiful life, or something like it
• Incarnation, a poem (or something) by polyseeme
• Camels, sandpeaks and silhouettes, or, a very quiet adventure
• serendipity, or something like it
• rock (or something)
• I felt I was part of something, like a voice in a crowd or an island in a sea
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• Life, or something like it
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• He had something to say. He said it.
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• something my Torts professor said before we left class
• Was it something I said?
• The truth, or something like it
• In order that I may know something more before I depart from life
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• Think Different
• Marching to a different kettle of fish
• Noises animals make in different languages
• Noises made by birds in different languages
• Noises made by cats in different languages
• Noises made by cows in different languages
• Cutting, copying, and pasting in different computing environments
• A Different Drum
• different symbols for different bases
• How not to panic in thirty different languages
• Different ways of running into things, mostly glass
• Different reactions to the question, "What is Pi?" in southern California
• Cursing is probably one of the first things you'll learn in a different language
• On the other hand, you have different fingers
• A different way of thinking about the stars
• Different kinds of people
• The Book of Enoch (Different version)
• Different Worlds
• same same, but different
• different (user)
• It's Not Better - Just Different
• The first time I knew I was different
• Explaining your order to someone with different tastes
• Why does my voice sound different on a tape recorder?
• Different Stages
• There is a different time scale
• different voiced
• Little. Yellow. Different.
• There exists no 1:1 mapping between words in different languages
• sexuality and gender are different things
• Different For Girls
• Different Damage
• Models of American Racial Discrimination
• different but equal
• This is physics of a different sort
• We no longer celebrate what makes us the same, only what makes us different.
• Horse of a Different Color
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• Different strokes (e2poll)
• This place is different now
• The Number: A Completely Different Way To Think About the Rest Of Your Life
• About Being Different
• same memory, different angle
• speaking different language understanding
• Different Stars
• everybody's different
• Different Drums, Different Drummers (category)
• Speaking With A Different Universe
• I like your head. A lot of different stuff comes out of it.
• taking a different path back
• Hooked
• same window, same tree, different day
• same shit different day
• Argument from Design
• very funny money handler
• Drinking from the water hose
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• Escape From New York
• Escape from L.A.
• From Beyond
• Exile: Escape From the Pit
• An eternity spent apart from God
• Getting Saved From the Sixties
• There once was a man from Nantucket
• Having run away from a wedding reception
• Home away from home
• Withdraw yourself from the situation
• freedom from suffering
• Playing hooky from the family
• Happy Labor Day from Insomnia Boy
• Small gifts from the universe
• Awful Green Things from Outer Space
• Muppets From Space

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