Findings:
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
- You think you know someone, until you don't.
- It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a good writer.
- Don't Just Assume That Someone Is Straight.
- we always knew we'd find someone just like you
- Helping people cheat
- Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
- I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
- When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- Here's a quarter. Call someone who cares
- What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
- In a coma you don't dream; you just hope that someone sits with you
- You could just pay someone else to LA LA LA I CANT HEAR YOU
- Recognizing a porn star as someone you know
- Eye contact at a distance
- Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
- The cloud is just someone else's computer
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- Someone call the waaaambulance
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
- I just want to be friends
- Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
- i just want to know who i am
- You're awfully fucking fat for someone with leukaemia
- Someone else's toilet
- "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
- It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
- How to walk past someone you work with in the hallways at the office
- everybody lives in someone else's personal hell
- someone to love
- The adrenaline rush of meeting someone new to whom you can relate
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Women you know you should just walk away from
- someone
- Dating someone who cheats on you
- Someone set her face on fire and put it out with an anchor chain
- The friend that mysteriously knows your secrets
- Forgiving someone
- Meet someone
- Don't blow into someone's vagina
- If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
- I had never known someone whose death was imminent
- Reading Someone's Diary
- Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
- Someone to Watch over Me
- just a friend
- The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- Just call me fluffy
- Beating someone severely
- I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
- Someone please kill me
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- Someone's been messing with my anti-paranoia medication!
- Falling in love with someone's musical taste
- How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
- New Business: Firing Someone
- Somewhere someone is tired of taking her shit
- There's someone in my head but it's not me
- What if I were born in someone else's life?
- dedicated to someone who told me--you are my sleep
- You deserve someone special in your life
- Someone's gotta do the happy
- Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
- How to hurt someone with a TI Calculator
- Knowing how to sleep with someone
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
- There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
- just friends
- The friend who knows a lot about computers
- friends just taste better
- Just a Friend? (user)
- Just Say Know
- When you know things are just not meant to be
- just to let you know
- This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
- I just don't know when to quit.
- Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
- i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
- just like the seed, i don't know where to go
- If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
- The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- I just called to say your brother fucks like a mink
- If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
- Being rejected by someone you really respect
- Someone else's mind: Italian holiday notebook
- my name on someone else's body
- You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
- If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
- Why can't I just call for a medical referral?
- How to tell someone it's break time in a high noise environment
- For Someone
- What makes someone a "bad person"?
- Sleeping with someone
- I hope there is someone in your life to tell you how beautiful you are
- someone (user)
- Someone passes
- Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
- Speaking with Someone Else's Voice
- Before You Hear It From Someone Else
- New Business: Employing Someone
- Never use someone else's outline to write copy from
- make someone pay
- Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes
- Is someone your bitch?
- How to hypnotize someone
- The silence after someone leaves
- If I could be someone
- Someone worked hard to create vodka
- Helping someone who practices self-mutilation
- Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
- How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
- How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
- Never enter a public restroom with someone you hope to impress
- Save your apologies for someone who cares
- The closer you are to someone, the easier it is to hurt them
- Somehow, somewhere, someone I went to school with will end up in porn
- Get a rise out of someone
- I felt as calm as the day outside. My footsteps were certain below the neutral sky. I wished there were someone watching.
- Why pay someone to advertise for them?
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
- My friend has just broken up a marriage
- Let's just be friends
- even though I wanted my friends to know
- All my friends are cooler than you and we know something you don't.
- Friends and lovers, but sometimes just lovers
- don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
- Just friends syndrome
- I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
- It's just a fond farewell to a friend
- Can't we all just be friends?
- Sometimes it is just good to know
- A mob is just an army that doesn't know what it wants
- By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
- (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
- The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
- Raymond feels prepared. He just doesn't know for what.
- They're working on a six year drought (just so you know)
- I know there's a story in here somewhere, I just can't find it
- Anyone could know just by watching her silent moves
- You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic.
- But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
- Loving someone else's wife
- Making someone feel loved
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- Vegas stories: Someone cut his throat
- We talk of taxes, and I call you friend;
- How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
- Good reasons to miss someone
- Someone left the cake out in the rain
- 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
- Someone jumped off the San Diego-Coronado Bay Bridge today
- someone else's hand
- Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
- How to ruin someone's life
- do you allow yourself to imagine being with someone?
- someone I thought I knew once
- Expecting Someone Taller
- good reasons to hate someone
- Someone looking at a picture of me
- Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
- I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
- How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
- Someone outlined against the sky, the sun too bright to see her face
- You can't make someone love you
- Helping someone learn how, and why, to appreciate text
- Lying next to someone at night
- I want someone to do cute things for
- You are no longer someone's first, continued
- You are no longer someone's first
- I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
- Let's just call it love, and split the difference
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