Findings:

• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• There will be no more stories to read
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• even though I wouldn't be able to tell you any of this
• Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• It will never be just you
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• You never think it will be the ducks
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• Just be home in time for supper
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
• My RPG will be a work of art
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• Most men will not swim before they are able to
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• Growing up just means being able to climb bigger trees
• The next life will be better
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• If you're not able to accept peace, then you must be willing to accept conflict.
• Look now. We won't be able to see this again.
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• What life after death will really be like
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• You will be assimilated
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• The Revolution will be televised
• Be your own fiction. After that, the story almost writes itself.
• If it be your will
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• The revolution will not be televised
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• Carl Everett
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• the world will be remade in our image
• Music need not be popular to be good
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• There will be time
• Things to consider if you think you might be a cartoon character
• I just want to be friends
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• The end will be a sellout
• Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
• I will always be weird inside
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• all the cute guys will be there
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Whoa, wait a minute -- this is supposed to be a horror story!
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• There will never be another you
• Some particles just shouldn't be accelerated
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• I will always be in the details
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• Someday, I will be strong
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
• Let's just be friends
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• Boys will be boys
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• Will I cease to be
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• Everyone is just trying to be farther meta
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• I fear I will be nothing
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• The television will not be revolutionized
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• Why I sometimes think I must be insane
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• Who Will Be There
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• Just to see what it would be like
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• The revolution will not be webcast
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• On the comet there will be much pie
• Marks which will never be broken
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• Will I be given that chance?
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• I will be in my trailer!
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• Be different, just like everyone else
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed

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