Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "like looking for a needle that no one ever lost in a haystack that never was"

• No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• Sometimes, when I am looking, no one is beautiful
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• like nothing ever was
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
• There was no one waiting for me...
• the Abayudaya sang, no one was hungry and herds of buffalo roamed the plains
• No One Likes Superman Anymore
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• No one ever listens to the bassist
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• No One Sang Like Michael
• Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
• Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful
• More kissing? More kissing? No one likes kissing this much!
• You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• How to scream when no one is looking
• No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• If I was beautiful like you
• I've never felt so at peace. Like coming home.
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• Three Puerto Rican girls walked by like accordion music under the trees, looking like they'd accept nothing less than perfection.
• That was what her hunger was like: mesmerizing, directed, floating like a public secret just under the cloud cover.
• never lost a chicken to a fox
• No Love Lost
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• I felt I was part of something, like a voice in a crowd or an island in a sea
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• You can’t see it like that. It’s never been anyone’s responsibility to do what’s impossible. It’s not yours.
• Morning was like an ex-wife's bruises
• I lived in interesting times, came to the attention of those in power, and found what I was looking for.
• Are you still in touch with the one you lost your virginity to?
• In unlit streets, running wild in the dark, creatures of the Void are seeking what was lost
• No Snakes, but We’ve Got a Lot of Folks Looking
• Condensed life in a can, like the ones you buy at grocery stores
• I am a Pokemon and I flew like one
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• No time like the present
• fading lost soul marked by this, an ever bleeding eye, a single tear
• What seemed like tenderness was really weakness
• A kind of calm like no other
• tag after one like a tantony pig
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Some lovers (like the old you and I) never experience love at all
• love like you've never been hurt
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• Hell hath no fury like a villainess scorned
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• Looking for one thing, finding another
• Your home probably smells like an old sock. No thanks
• Who never lost, are unprepared
• one of the lost
• Looking at plums to quench one's thirst
• The Lost One (user)
• The Heart of What Was Lost
• God was a Lost Guest
• Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Be a model or just look like one
• It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
• I never thought it would be like this
• fewer has no opposite like less-more
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• I liked the one with the whales
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• There is no weirdness like the weirdness of a novel written by a mathematician
• Shimmer over bridges like the river was a dream
• When the moon is grinning, looking like a bowl of milk
• I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
• Soulmates who will never ever meet again
• Same as it Ever Was
• There's no place like homenode
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• Napster was like the lamp with the wrong pricetag
• Was it ever there?
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
• There's no such thing as happily ever after.
• I was looking for you
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• one by one their blades will grind to a halt and stand still like a white forest.
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• Coffee + the Needle = Lost Girlfriend
• Every strong wind one leans into and smiles should bring back a lost toy from childhood
• I Was Looking at the Ceiling And Then I Saw the Sky
• I got lost in a Siberian winter and never came back
• The sloe was lost in flower
• It's knowing that I'll never get lost
• No government can ever give you freedom
• There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
• I Was Lost and You Found Me
• She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
• An Impassioned Case for Why Predator is One of the Greatest Films Ever Made
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• all words go somewhere and nothing is ever lost
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• Do you mind if I crash on yr stained glass couch for, like, ever?
• Like there's no tomorrow
• needle in a haystack
• Like no place else
• Never look like you're staring
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• No damn you, it's nothing like a chess game
• Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned
• For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes.
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• Snooding like there's no tomorrow
• Sometimes it feels like we are more than one person
• Never Ever
• Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!
• What if architecture was like web design?
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• No Place Like Home
• How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• There is no frigate like a book
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• We kissed like we had never tasted lips
• The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
• Looks like 1984 was only n years off
• Never felt so much like singing the blues
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• She was like a candle in the wind: unreliable
• With him it was always like
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
• War hath no fury like a non-combatant
• only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
• leaving dust like unspoken years never to come
• No Fool Like and Old Fool
• One more day like today and I'll kill you
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• There are no cases like mine, Doctor.
• I never metajoke I didn't like
• Staying power like no other memory, aside from love
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• My skin felt like I was falling
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• This castle looks a lot like the old one
• seizing on a Nugget of Truth and wielding it like it was a club
• Jesus was a reactionary reformer, just like Martin Luther in later years.
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• no famine has ever taken place in the history of the world in a functioning democracy
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here

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