Findings:
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- Things grow, no matter how much attention they’re paid
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- I wish I had the magic words that could take pain away
- How I then tried to diffuse the Theory of Three Dimensions by other means, and of the result
- How many deaths does it take to make a river of blood?
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- Make something beautiful, no matter how ugly the steps in making it are
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- Time filled with encounters that leave no mark on us
- Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
- I Had No Time to Hate, Because
- no matter how pretty the flower, it's still only a weed
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- How many geeks does it take to factor a polynomial?
- Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
- Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
- I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
- How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
- And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
- how many lines of code have you written?
- take me away
- How to say "beer" in several languages
- How to listen to the stories that cats tell us
- How Many Miles to Babylon?
- he taught me to fly then took away my sky
- How a farmer wanted to take plums to market
- How To Win Every Sporting Bet 100% Of The Time
- The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
- How many elephants
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- Maybe because we like to cry. Maybe because neither of us can believe.
- The béarnaise gave us away
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- How many primes are there?
- how to take apart an orange pip
- They're trying to wash us away
- Taking an IBO multiple choice test
- A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
- How many grooves are on a record?
- How many glow worms were KIA?
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- How to take a picture of a computer
- they are waiting for us to return to them, beneath and away
- Pack time away
- Please don't take my sunshine away.
- I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
- This is going to waste your time because its about Martin
- time lost in life because of waiting
- and sometimes you take things away.
- How to tell someone it's break time in a high noise environment
- How to get away at work without doing anything
- How many men/women masturbate?
- And then I will just slip away
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day?
- How long does it take to wash church off?
- How many bits are in the human genome?
- how many children are bedwetters
- So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
- How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
- How the Internet came to be: The Internet takes off
- I wish I knew how to quit you
- she turns and smiles, then walks away
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- How the Petting Zoo eventually destroyed us all
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- It is sad how many were torn off
- How to lie and get away with it
- The first and last time I threw away all my secular music
- How many infinities are there?
- How to Make a Cheap Wine that Might Poison You
- How to prepare garlic
- Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
- I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
- So while Faust is busy trying to wipe the blood off his face and Shorty's trying to claw his eyes out, I mosey away and try my hand at storming the castle
- How to NOT get towed away
- How to Burn Away Half a Bottle of Whisky
- I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
- They hate us because we're wonderful
- Chipirones en su tinta
- because eventually you will see past my magical words and focus once again on the matter at hand
- We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
- If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
- The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- How many pictures is one word worth?
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- How to scream when no one is looking
- How many geniuses have we lost this way?
- And then you made the world go away for a little while
- walk away from time
- Giving a cat oral medication
- How many keys on a piano?
- How many different species live on or in the average human body?
- She bruised her knee. This is how we met.
- How to entertain young children on little or no money
- She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
- How to get through U.S. Customs
- How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
- How to take pictures of monitors
- How do you make a life matter?
- How to take better photos
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- How advertisers reach us
- How to predict US vetoes
- Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?
- Changing the time on a Nortel Norstar telephone system
- Cheap tricks parents try to get away with
- How to time waste at work
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
- No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
- How to take a supervisor call
- How to sing and play guitar at the same time
- She says kill. I say how many.
- how many years, please, until I am better?
- I know how many there are.
- How many bits are required to express every possible distance in the universe?
- We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
- It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
- How to frustrate your students to no end
- It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
- How to take care of candles
- How to drive your employees away with your own stupidity
- if you knew how much I love you, you would run away
- 'cause when you try to make it stay, that's when it surely slips away
- My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
- Till Eulenspiegel walks the tightrope
- before either of us had to turn away
- What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
- take the sun away
- Keep us away from us
- How to get away with murder
- If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
- The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
- Because the gods that made them are gods no more
- Because we are all real people, and none of us is innocent
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
- (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
- Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
- Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
- No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
- may my truths take flight, and my lies be burnt away
- How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
- How I vainly tried to explain the nature of Flatland
- How extravagant you are, throwing away women like that
- How many ways can you say "ginger"?
- We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
- How might a star taste?
- How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
- How I tried to teach the Theory of Three Dimensions to my Grandson, and with what success
- How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
- How many melodies are there in the universe?
- How the Sphere, having in vain tried words, resorted to deeds
- I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- Taking a multiple choice test
- How to Take Group Photos of Children
- How They Broke Away to Go to the Rootabaga Country
- How long does it take to fall in love?
- Calgon, take me away
- How to know if you will ever experience time travel
- How many living things are there on earth?
- How many snowflakes fall in a snowstorm?
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
- How the US failed in China
- Taking over the world using cows
- How to take a punch
- How to take photographs of objects
- How to take a bump
- How we speak matters
- How many Disney movies are actually original stories?
- An American in Tours
- How to entertain unwashed masses on little or no money
- If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
- How a terrorist can deliver a nuke to a US city at a bargain basement price
- One toot on this whistle will take you to a far away land!
- How many beans make five?
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