Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "no weekends off - you can rest when you get sent back ashore after your shift ends"

• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• I Get Hungry When I Shift
• The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• When can it end?
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• So you're looking after someone who's coming to the end
• i'll find a place to rest my spirit if i can
• When you whisper to a dog, sometimes it whispers back
• can you imagine having to spend the rest of eternity in Illinois?
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• There are no sleep in can
• Back To The Future III
• When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
• In space, no one can hear you scream
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• I turn my back for a second, and Erica gets married twice
• No matter what you think, you can NOT do homework in bed
• I hold you where no one else can go
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• No one can be totally logical
• Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• no power in the verse can stop me
• No obstacle can overcome the spirit of a man determined to choke his chicken
• How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
• End of messages. No more new messages.
• When the World Ends
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• Will Ye No Come Back Again
• So, you're looking after someone who's coming to the end
• When the jungle took the city back
• Get back to me
• bringing me back to when less was worth more
• These are the days when birds come back
• When I think of him now I can smell horses
• I can no longer use variables in ordinary discourse
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• E2 can only get better (e2poll)
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• The words no one can find
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• No One Can Stop the Bobsled
• I can no longer tell you
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• there is no weight that can bury us beneath the ghost of all my guilt
• Always talk to dead people when you can. Always.
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• When summer's end is nighing
• Double space after a period at the end of a sentence
• There is no beginning, no movement, no peace and no end
• When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
• There and Back Again: Eating Our Way from Bag End to the Grey Havens, A Hobbit's Tale
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• I remember, back in the day, when the Other Users list never exceeded 19
• When the roof is caving in and the walls are crumbling and you sit back and realize it's beautiful
• She quietly hugged him back. At 8:30 she ate the rest of him.
• How long after the expiration date can you safely drink milk?
• we are trying to get a message back through the stargate
• our backs are strong. we can carry this world.
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• September has such a feeling
• This poem can be put off no longer
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• What can you get for three cents?
• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• Reality Is What You Can Get Away With
• Can I get a sketch?
• It's hard to go back to reality after 10 hours of coding
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• I can make you howl. And vice versa. Let's get down to business.
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• The least I can get away with
• Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
• How far can we get on one tank of fuel
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• After a six-month diet of blues and greys I was back to white. I was an empty plate.
• Only when you can accept the pain does it start to fade. That's what healing is.
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• We celebrate the holidays when we can. In the ways we can afford to.
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• we can get along even though we disagree
• Dammit, can you see why his laugh is gonna get us subpoenaed
• I know when the world will end
• When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
• I can only pray that the same technology that created this crisis can help me put an end to it.
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• How to frustrate your students to no end
• Happiness ends when the screen goes blank
• What to do when the world doesn't end
• Football Season Ended When Hunter S. Thompson Blew His Own Head Off
• when does it end (user)
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• No dreamer’s diagram so symmetrical and so faultless on paper can guarantee anything. Only we can guarantee, only our behavior under pressure.
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• There's no such thing as happily ever after.
• Back when grunge was still cool
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• What happens when you translate to Klingon and back
• Can I go back to sleep now?
• Single space after a period at the end of a sentence (node_forward)
• The Get Back project
• Melinda goes back in time and I get to watch
• Quick, put your shirt back on before the cop gets here
• The night your father was stabbed in the back room of a convenience store. No mercy.
• Back when our blood was still warm
• Converting Grams to Moles And Back Again When Dealing With Monatomic Elements
• We are all starstuff, billion year-old carbon; got to get ourselves back into The Garden
• back end
• Single space after a period at the end of a sentence
• Get back to where you once belonged
• When I went back in time to kill you
• No Sir! Nobody is driving, we're all in the back seat!
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• Can You Take Me Back
• follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• Dry bones can harm no one
• when you watch in broadcast order sometimes dead characters will come back to life
• i've been trying to get back to the center
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• How to get a drink named after you
• Can a Nigga Get a Table Dance?
• "Why is my mom three thousand miles away?": Life After The E2 End of Summer Denial of School Northwest Gathering
• You can never get away from yourself
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• No man can eat fifty eggs
• Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
• What can I get for you? What do you need?
• Can I get MTV from kissing?
• No government can ever give you freedom
• You can no more win a war, than an Earthquake
• No Time, No Room, No Thought, or Writing Can
• Can we all just get along?
• No evil can happen
• When water chokes you
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• Things that can go wrong when assembling a computer
• Piero Manzoni
• When you are drunk, all you can see is light
• No Rack Can Torture Me
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• Your boss can fire you for no reason
• Can I Get An Amen?
• No need to yell, I can hear your thoughts.
• Listen, we ended up ruined. I find my answers where I can.
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• The Japan That Can Say No
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• I can feel the heat coming off my neck when I think too hard.
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• can you get enough of me?
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Who needs love when you can have death?

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