Findings:

• for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
• Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• That I Would Be Good
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• How to be a good evil villain
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• You're too good to be human
• Life without music would be a mistake
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• How to be happy for a certain period of time
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• eternity would be boring
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• If you would be seated
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• I never thought it would be like this
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• That would be me
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• How To Be Good
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• Daylight Savings Time should be ended
• There will be time
• Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Music need not be popular to be good
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Too good to be true
• for now this is the best that can be done
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• Let there be another next time
• I am just going outside and may be some time.
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
• Be Good Johnny
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• The Man Who Would Be King
• Sometimes it's hard to be good
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Why it's good to be on top of Kmart hill
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Why wiring your own phone line might not be a good idea
• If you lived here, you'd be home now
• A fine time to be in the Army
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• A whimper would be fine
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• Where would America be without Canada?
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• Hot pursuit
• Just be home in time for supper
• Father, can I be the dawn now?
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Necronomicon: Of Ye Times And Ye Seasons To Be Observed
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• be good to each other
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• what would it take to be serene again?
• The Ten Commandments revised
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• It will be good when I am leader
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
• The best kind of bartender
• If you would be so kind
• That Would Be Enough
• What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• Can it still be a good luck charm if it's something you stole?
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
• What consoles need to be as good as computers at games
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• Exes can be good things
• Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
• The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• Everything seems to be up in the air at this time.
• Damn it Feels Good to be a Gangsta
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• good reasons to be content
• Mind without body
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• Damn it feels good to be a nurturing male
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• Just to see what it would be like
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
• Microsoft's ActiveX idea, it must now be conceded, is a bad thing.
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• Be Here Now
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• What it takes to be a good programmer
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• An apocalypse is no time to be wearing a ballgown.
• How to be a good customer
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• TV can be a good thing
• pretend to be an idiot all the time
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Evil be thou my good
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• it would be hilarious if only
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• Short can be good! (document)
• Smile! It's good to be irritating once in a while
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• There'll be plenty of time later to leave things unsaid
• The Be Good Tanyas
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• let the memories be good for those who stay
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• How to be a good motorcycle passenger
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• It is not good that the man should be alone
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters

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