Findings:
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
- The tattoo phenomenon
- Mister Obama can I have a pony
- Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
- Something I Can Never Have
- This is why we can't have nice things
- These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
- Does war have any redeeming features?
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- Oh, it turns out YOU have to do all your own driving
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- Can I have a light?
- Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
- Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- Can I have your autograph? (category)
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- you can't have it both ways
- it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
- if I can't have silence
- Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
- If you have to ask, you can't afford it
- Can we have a metaphysics of frogs?
- Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
- The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
- Oh, the things we cannot have
- The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
- i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
- you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
- How can an atheist have morals?
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- I miss you can I have the ground back now
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
- we have learned all that we can from anal probing
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
- I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
- because I have given up any care
- if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
- The smell of kittens that have been careless; the flowers and the beer cans emerging from the snow.
- You can't have everything
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- if you're going to pontificate, can I at least have a drink
- it's mine, and you can't have it
- I will have her forever but I can't touch her
- You Can't Have Mary
- To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
- I write you, when I can't have you near me.
- I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
- We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
- I can't have an original idea anymore
- i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- You don't have any real problems
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
- If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
- You can win any argument on the internet by being stupid enough
- Know your pets
- Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
- Any song can be a love song
- Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
- I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
- Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
- you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
- You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
- I got a good degree and can't remember any of it!
- I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
- you can change the world and you can't change the world
- you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
- I can't get published, but this crap can
- I can't find the any key
- She's Gotta Have It
- Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
- Have a nice day
- Have you let Emacs into your heart?
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- What have you
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- At least things can't get any worse
- Did God have choice in creating the universe?
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- You can't dominate the world on $10 a day (or can you?)
- can till can't
- Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
- You can run, but you can't hide
- Oh, The Thinks You Can Think!
- I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
- I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
- Have Blue (user)
- Have you tried rebooting?
- Have you found Jesus?
- Justice and piety have vanished
- We Have Explosive
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
- Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
- What we've got here is a failure to communicate
- have
- You have a big finger
- I have no faith in your God
- Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- As any fool can plainly see
- Citizen: You have committed an error
- I did not have sexual relations with that woman
- Front porch, what should have been said
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- I can break into any Ford Expedition in an hour
- I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
- Oh Say Can You Say?
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
- Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
- You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
- Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
- Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
- Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?
- I can't do one-quarter of the things my father can
- People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
- the good in others can take us where we can't go alone
- You can never be too rich or too thin
- Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter
- Any house can become a prison
- you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
- I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
- If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
- I can quit any time I want
- Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
- When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
- even if I can't forgive, I can still let go of it
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- It's better to regret something you HAVE done
- Oh acid, is there anything you can't do?
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