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• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
• being mute can do a lot for an idiot
• What to do when your brakes fail
• Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?
• What shall we do when we leave the army?
• If you can say something nice, do
• Where do you hide when the dark is alive?
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• You are a kitchen tyrant and I threw out those potato chips as a desperate gambit for your affection
• What to do when the world doesn't end
• What the FBI Can Do With Their Little
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• Angels can take the form of inanimate objects
• Touristy things to do when visiting PEI
• A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
• Do your wings make a sound? Sometimes I swear I can hear them
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• What to do when your student union is closed indefinitely
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• Alternatives to "Oh Shit!" when visiting the Great Aunts
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• What can I get for you? What do you need?
• I can do stuff with my writeups (e2poll)
• There is nothing the dead can do
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• What Canada can do to improve U.N. peacekeeping capabilities
• An Experiment you can do to see if your newspaper is indeed Liberally biased
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
• When desperate static beats the silence up
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• When I think of him now I can smell horses
• Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
• Oh Say Can You Say?
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
• Do you hear when I ask you those tough questions?
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• What do you see when you look up?
• What do you do when a book deal goes bad?
• You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
• What you can do to protect yourself against bioterrorism
• Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
• Piero Manzoni
• 50 Simple Things You Can Do to Save the Earth
• What can you do this month that you couldn't do last month?
• Do what you can as you do
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• There is something we can do
• Do what you can, with what you've got, where you are
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• What to do when your car breaks down
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• How do you know when your relationship is over?
• Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
• The dimples of your breasts do pucker evocatively when you smile
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• We celebrate the holidays when we can. In the ways we can afford to.
• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
• When society rejects you, you do the obvious: You reject it.
• Ten things Britons should not do when visiting the US
• You, standing
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• It hurts when I touch it. What should I do?
• What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
• What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
• When searching for the soul, do not miss the forest for the trees.
• OH YES YOU DO
• What to Do When Your Girl Melts
• When In Rome, do as the Romans do
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Oh acid, is there anything you can't do?
• What do you see, when you see a woman in armor?
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
• Oh, it turns out YOU have to do all your own driving
• Oh, when I was in love with you
• to see every object when it began
• evil triumphs when men don't do good
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• What NOT to do when flat-ironing hair
• Do not enter into compression box when motor is running
• When water chokes you
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• I can do shit with my legs
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• When you are drunk, all you can see is light
• I can do it myself
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• You can do anything
• Things that can go wrong when assembling a computer
• I can't do one-quarter of the things my father can
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• Why do today what you can postpone until tomorrow?
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• The Least We Can Do Is Wave To Each Other
• A simple experiment that you can do at home to prove the possibility of global warming
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• Know How, Can Do
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• Adapting literary works for film and television
• Why do we think we can give a score to our happiness?
• What loneliness can do to you
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• Oh, The Thinks You Can Think!
• All I can do
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Always talk to dead people when you can. Always.
• I can feel the heat coming off my neck when I think too hard.
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
• Only when you can accept the pain does it start to fade. That's what healing is.
• We can do the sideways thinking that's needed to combat something which can literally eat your combat training.
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• all we can do is keep moving forward
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• The Most Good You Can Do
• It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
• Snow Days vol. II: The Best That I Can Do
• When you cut yourself shaving
• Where do butterflies go when it rains?
• I can do much better than this
• When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
• Where I go when I masturbate
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• Things to do when technology gets here
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• What not to do when seeing apartments
• Take an object. Do something to it. Do something else to it.
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
• No matter what you think, you can NOT do homework in bed
• What to do when your husband comes home
• Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
• What to do when a roommate moves out
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• What can you do with 6.5 million SUV tires?
• When can it end?
• Her sleeves ride up on her arms when she moves

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