Findings:

• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
• But I Like You
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• So runs my dream; but what am I?
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• Why is windows-bashing okay, but Linux-bashing bad?
• you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• some people touch it, but they can't hold on
• and but so
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• evil, like darkness, is not so much an entity unto itself as an absence of its counterpart
• Huddled shoulders and bent backs, like so many shadows
• It wouldn't sell so well if no one bought it
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• so i heard you like mudkips
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• Hot pursuit
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• So many were frozen, but you we kept warm
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• sex sells, but obsession sells better
• Why can't Starbucks sell "small," "medium," and "large" drinks?
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• buildings so tall you can't even see the tops of them
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• Out of practice but my heart hurts so
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• She could run a spiel like nobody's business. She could sell the world and make you wish for more.
• Do you know what it is like to be alone among so many?
• I've never felt so at peace. Like coming home.
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• Never felt so much like singing the blues
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• I like you. Why are you so weird?
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• You can run, but you can't hide
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• Like hating water, but living in the lowlands
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• Maybe it's bad manners, but you still can't buy my baby
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• War is hell but men like it
• But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• But can you still cry like a child?
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
• like you're blind but still can see
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• Zephronias is unfriendly to new noders, like, sometimes but not always. Depends on several astronomical variables
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
• not like the shoe and not like the ring but just like the heart
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• You can’t see it like that. It’s never been anyone’s responsibility to do what’s impossible. It’s not yours.
• so pretentious I can't even breathe
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives.
• scattered like so many fallen rose petals
• So is this, like, artistic or slutty?
• It hasn't been so long, but
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• What it's like to be in love
• So charmingly heathen, your skin is like a teardrop on a popsicle
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Art has an actual purpose
• i wasn't ready to hear it so plain
• Actual excuse notes teachers have received
• Actual Parameter
• it is undetermined whether this is a memetic effect or an actual fact
• Actual Conversation Between Two Grown People
• Every Which Way but Loose
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• old chestnut: all but two
• answer: all but two
• terrified but hopeful
• Streets thick with wild chaos and cigarette butts
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• Straight but not Narrow
• The odds are good, but the goods are odd
• Scrabble words with a Q but no U
• Monkey Butt!
• butt breath
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• Genuine but Insignificant Cause
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• Work where you must but live and shop in Tustin

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