Findings:
- I cannot be touched by any of this madness
- Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
- To be hoist by one's own petard
- The Wild Colonials
- One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
- Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
- As if either one of us were happy
- The sight of happy couples walking hand in hand, and the feeling of despair that is engendered by watching them
- Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
- Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- watching headlights roll by, maybe you noticed one, swept by a little too slow
- Pragmatism by William James: Lecture IV: The One and the Many
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- This statement cannot be proven
- Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
- Governments cannot be trusted with our personal information
- A Scene That, To Understand, One Must Be A Led Zeppelin Fan
- pity be for those with one thing to say
- Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
- Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- A Pretty Mess By This One Band
- Should I be happy?
- The one thing I cannot write
- only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
- You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
- I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
- Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
- Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
- You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
- You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
- if I could play god there'd be one less child abuser
- Mandy would be happy if i died
- I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
- There can be only one
- Faust, Part One, as written by Dr. Seuss
- SA-8 Gecko (and getting shot down by one)
- The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
- When your imaginary life is interrupted unapologetically by your real one
- One child's desperate fight for survival by judy westwater
- Surrounded by people, I forget that I am one of them
- The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
- The ones who are happy to survive are inside, partying. The ones who strive for evolution are outside, alone, seething with contempt, working through the night.
- Happy those who with a glowing faith in one embrace clasped Death and Victory
- Defeating Junkbuster by using one server for all images
- The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
- Ideals and beliefs cannot be compartmentalized
- How to be happy for a certain period of time
- Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
- In the maze of my mind, some paths cannot be backtracked
- It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
- One need not be a chamber to be haunted
- It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
- If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
- Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
- Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
- What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
- World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
- How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
- Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
- All the things she had at one point wanted to be
- "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
- If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
- Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
- I don't need to be loved by you
- I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
- You cannot be in love with every beautiful thing you see
- I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
- One by one we threw our eyes into the sea
- Happiness is difficult to come by when one is constantly followed by Frisbees
- How Solemn as One by One
- You were the one beam of light in my life; I responded by putting on sunglasses.
- You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
- Information cannot be owned
- By One Minute
- No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
- Dream Caused by the Flight of a Bee around a Pomegranate, One Second before Awakening
- Found: one slightly damaged happy meal toy
- every secret thing was made by some one
- Happy Thanksgiving To all and for one!
- One big happy random assortment of truckstop trinkets
- The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
- Chant and be Happy
- This program cannot be run in DOS mode
- one by one their blades will grind to a halt and stand still like a white forest.
- My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
- The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- And it's one more good thing that will never be again
- I want to be abducted by aliens
- Don't be seduced by the taco bar
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
- The Internet Cannot Be Stored In Your Recycle Bin
- I Just Want You To Be Happy
- One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
- How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
- Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
- Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
- What it's like to be raided by the FBI
- The page cannot be displayed
- No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
- After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
- Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
- No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
- Don't worry, Be Happy!
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
- Rebeca Martinez
- How to be Happy, Dammit
- The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
- If you loved her, you'd be home by now
- I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
- One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
- Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
- What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
- No one wants to be a nihilist
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- No one can be in two places at once
- One Day I Will Be The Summer
- you are likely to be eaten by a grue
- As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
- happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
- Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
- I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
- Be a model or just look like one
- i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
- cannot be again
- You are a weaponsmith in an open field. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
- Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
- If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
- Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- You'll own nothing, and you will be happy
- If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
- Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
- Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
- We must not be distracted by a small number of lawbreakers.
- It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
- Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
- One if by land, two if by sea
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
- One by One
- The Punk Meets the Godfather, Part One: Do My Converse look okay? And other preconceptions by a hippie kid
- The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies
- One, Two, Three... Infinity
- No one can be totally logical
- Bhagavad-Gita - Religion by Deliverance and Renunciation
- things that no one controls and can't be sold
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- I wanna be your dog
- Be yourself
- The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
- "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- Let It Be
- The Great Renunciation
- The best kind of bartender
- You're too young to be so old
- How to be invisible
- Any song can be a love song
- They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
- play dumb
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