Findings:

• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America
• Dead links in writeups
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
• The People who Fell into the Sky
• Crazy mixed up kids who stopped living and became zombies
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• Windows XP won't start up - how to fix it
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• Famous people who can run a marathon
• Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• people who wear camo
• People who use Windows
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• The dynasty made people die in nasty ways. This mess was necessary and they're not sorry.
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• Open up my heart and I will show it
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• People have fucked up before
• People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
• Type A blood
• People who died laughing
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• What are you, uh - show people?
• If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
• People who love FTP
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• The Devil went home crying and Jesus never even showed up
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
• Know your pets
• Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
• Flaunting your sexuality
• Taking things at surface value
• Show your work, or, how my math abilities started to decline
• Music need not be popular to be good
• Why people who jog live longer
• Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
• cat haters
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
• Y2K from people who worked that night
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
• Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
• Capitalize, please
• Nobody paid any attention until white people started to speak out
• People who don't read
• The apostrophes of Ginger's Creek
• The other people who hate war
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• people who need people are just people who need people
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• Up Shit Creek without a paddle
• people got a lot of ideas about who i am
• People who dump unwanted dogs deserve doom
• people who don't exist
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• Who shit on the coats?
• Who are the people in your neighborhood?
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• Bumper stickers about kids who beat up honor students
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• What to do if the Grim Reaper shows up at your door
• Men Who Dig Up History
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• run it up the flagpole and see who salutes
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• The princess who climbed up a tree and came down a Queen
• Waking up is nice for those first few moments before you remember who and what you are.
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• Why can't the Democrats ever think up this kind of sleazy shit?
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• everyone on Halloween should show up with a severed hand
• Her hair, tangled
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• The rules of pool are not selective
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• Things people put up their butts
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• Up With People
• A thousand tiny people washed up on the beach
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• Are all male catlovers gay?
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• Using a command line
• People's secrets show in their eyes
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• Rednecks hating Canada
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• Two people who are not touching
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• Those people who laugh too loudly
• People who are not anarchists
• play dumb
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• Good News for People Who Love Bad News
• How to get people to clean up their core dumps
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• The bored who complain
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• People who don't smoke will never die
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• Feeding people who struggle to eat
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• sometimes i wonder about people who snap at strangers
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• The People Who Bring You Magic
• You brought your ashes up to the mountain of solitude. Are you ready to bring your fire down to the valley of the people?
• If you could see what your cars are made of, people, you'd shoot yourselves.
• subtlety is for people who want to be misunderstood
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• The People Who Used to Live There
• My Shit's Fucked Up
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• i'm going to show these people a world that you don't believe can exist
• People who carp about their jobs
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
• Do vampires show up on digital cameras?
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start
• People's 50 Most Beautiful People is a crock of shit
• The streets were washed fresh with rain and a warm wind blew as I showed up to everything just barely on time.
• Make shit up
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• God is good, people are screwed up
• Blowing shit up
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• nasty, brutish and short
• Sexual imagery in Disney movies
• nasty nick (user)
• people
• Stupid people
• How to Talk Dirty and Influence People
• black people
• White People
• Who's watching the fools that are watching your back?
• The People's Elbow
• How to get people to leave you alone
• I don't believe in people
• What the American people want politics to be
• people person

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