Findings:
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
- Gap analysis of a telephone call
- you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
- Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
- Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
- We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
- His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
- Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
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- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
- Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
- unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
- i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- can it be that it was all so simple then
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
- All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
- World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
- "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
- Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
- The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
- Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
- You have the world’s consent to be beautiful
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- Unless the enemy has studied his Agrippa... which I have!
- it's good for me to go and not have there be words
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
- I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
- they does not know what it might be to live without them
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
- Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
- The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
- we are starving because we are afraid of our own hearts, and there must be another way
- the god that can be killed was never god in the first place
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- Actors who have portrayed the parent(s) of a character portrayed by Ben Stiller
- Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
- our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
- You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
- It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
- You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- Do you know what it is like to be alone among so many?
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- That which I should have done I did not do
- You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- I cannot be touched by any of this madness
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- If God was willing to let it be
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
- What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
- Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
- To be hoist by one's own petard
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
- Where's the kaboom?
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
- If you loved her, you'd be home by now
- I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
- I don't need to be loved by you
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- YHWH declares that the substitution of LOVE with FUCK is punishable by AIDS; man responds by covering his member with plastic
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
- I have good reason to be thirsty today
- If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
- Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
- There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
- Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- will my heart be there, where I left it so long ago?
- If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
- 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
- Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues.
- The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
- Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
- An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
- It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
- Dammit, those barricades have to be around here somewhere!
- Sometimes you have to be your own supervillain
- We must not be distracted by a small number of lawbreakers.
- If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
- you have to be close to catch it
- you have to be kidding
- A time when a gun might have been helpful
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- painting stars that have not come to be
- a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
- You are a weaponsmith in an open field. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
- You have to be in hell to see heaven
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
- I have been alone while I was with many girls
- The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
- Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
- Adam fell that men might be
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
- For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
- I have what I believe to be a photo of Olympia Dukakis in her underwear in 1977
- i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
If you Log in you could create a "power to allure by its unclean pleasures, to torment by its horrible cruelties, to overcome by its errors and terrors?" It is wicked to say this; it is therefore wicked to kill oneself. For if there could be any just cause of suicide, this were so. And since not even this is so, there is none. p bCHAPTER 28 BY WHAT JUDGMENT OF GOD THE ENEMY WAS PERMITTED TO INDULGE HIS LUST ON THE BODIES OF CONTINENT CHRISTIANS /bbr Let not your life, then, be a burden to you, ye faithful servants of Christ, though your chastity was made the sport of your enemies. You have a grand and true consolation, if you maintain a good conscience, and know that you did not consent to the sins of those who were permitted to commit sinful outrage upon you. And if you should ask why this permission was granted, indeed it is a deep providence of the Creator and Governor of the world; and "unsearchable are His judgments, and His ways past finding out." Nevertheless, faithfully interrogate your own souls, whether ye have not been unduly puffed up by your integrity, and continence, and chastity; and whether ye have not been so desirous of the human praise that is accorded to these virtues, that ye have envied some who possessed them. I, for my part, do not know your hearts, and therefore I make no accusation; I do not even hear what your hearts answer when you question them. And yet, if they answer that it is as I have supposed it might be, do not marvel that you have lost that by which you can win men's praise, and retain that which cannot be exhibited to men. If you did not consent to sin, it was because God added His aid to His grace that it might not be lost, and because shame before men succeeded to human glory that it might not be loved. But in both respects even the" node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.