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• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
• Out The Door And Into The Car
• You never think it will be the ducks
• Many have died; you also will die.
• You grabbed my hand, and we fell into it. Like a daydream. Or a fever.
• You may want to look into the possibility that you too are acting like a dick.
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• sooner or later
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• eventually today will be bittersweet too
• Can many fictions be woven into fact?
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• Do you know what it is like to be alone among so many?
• Car stuffed to the brim. Pulling out into the dark avenue, two cats in the laundry hamper voicing feline displeasure.
• I have too many clothes
• Glad To Have A Friend Like You
• Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
• It is well oiled, you will click into it like a happy cog
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• It lingers in the air like too many tomorrows
• Be a model or just look like one
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• What life after death will really be like
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• Who Will Be There
• Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
• Marks which will never be broken
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• Too Shy to be Pretty
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• I must die or be better
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• What it's like to be skinny
• lost, or trying to be
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• There will be time
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Look siad me Be like me
• The revolution will not be webcast
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• Glad to be gay
• If it barks like a fish, it must be a duck
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• node that will be my legacy
• Not all disagreements have to be a flame war
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• What it's like to be in love
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• You're too good to be human
• Music need not be popular to be good
• Mind without body
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• I fear I will be nothing
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• The television will not be revolutionized
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• you have to be close to catch it
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• When you know things are just meant to be
• You have to be in hell to see heaven
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• On the comet there will be much pie
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• That's what I want to be too, frankly
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Act like you know
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• Carl Everett
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• you have to be kidding
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• ...or Not to Be: A Collection of Suicide Notes
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• Will I cease to be
• What is it like to be a bat?
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• car fog lamps should be coin-operated
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• I will always be weird inside
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• Some moments seem too perfect to be real
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• Things to consider if you think you might be a cartoon character
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
• Just to see what it would be like
• The end will be a sellout
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper

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