Findings:

• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• Don't wait up for me
• give me five minutes and i will give you your life (document)
• you have five minutes to admire the beauty in everything and then you die
• Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
• Wake me up if you still want me
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• I can only pray that the same technology that created this crisis can help me put an end to it.
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• the little moose that tears me up inside
• God holds me
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• tied up now fuck me (user)
• You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
• Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• Hold Me Like You Need Somebody
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• David Bowie freaked me out and then some
• Hold me
• I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• You couldn't save me back then. I will save you now. Trust me, take my hand.
• O Lord Thou crackest me up
• Lifetimes are catching up with me
• Sweep me up
• hold me tighter
• A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• Monkey Gave Me a High Five
• the stars wait for me (document)
• The first five minutes after I wake up
• it's beyond all of us, and it makes me hold your hand a little tighter
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Does not make me rush, does not make me wait
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• She cleaned up for me at least.
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• Fold Me Up
• she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• If skepticism is arrogant, then slap my arse and call me Arrogant Sally.
• A Woman Waits for Me
• I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
• Throw me to the sky and let the clouds tear me up
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• Beam Me Up, Scotty
• Build Me Up Buttercup
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• A few minutes is all it will take sometimes to completely undo me
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• let me grow up
• For me to hold
• The phone rings, and then you look at me
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• just hold me, and let me weep
• One minute, let me iron my shoelaces
• Put me under
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• Hold me closer and say you love me
• hold me to this
• Brought down as White, kept down as Black, brought up as None, left with me
• You taught me to drive at night in the rain, for this I will hold you in my heart forever
• I put my head down and hoped to God she wasn't looking at me
• They grow up. No one told me.
• Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Give me a minute, I'll change your mind.
• Bitch set me up!
• Shag Me Up The Botty (user)
• My Father Will Guide Me Up a Rope to the Sky
• he taught me to fly then took away my sky
• The zeal of thine house hath eaten me up
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• glitter me the fuck up, skinny jeans
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
• The voice of God spoke to me. It said, "Lift up everyone around you."
• Come Pick Me Up
• This is me, I said, and then I talked for hours
• Hit me up
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• Someone looking at a picture of me
• Peel me a grape
• Cut me a switch, boy!
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• Are you hitting on me?
• Rape Me
• You remind me of the Babe
• Roger and Me
• Eating in the morning makes me sick
• Roll With Me, Henry
• That man bit me
• I and me
• Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
• Better him than me
• Someone please kill me
• talk to me not the computer
• away from me
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Let Me Entertain You
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• Just call me fluffy
• Mes-
• Speak To Me
• Not me
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Taste me, taste me
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• Below me
• Gonna go buy me some Jesus!
• Pardon me
• Farm auctions rip me in half
• I vs. me
• You're not the boss of me
• why me?
• Do you know me?
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• Excuse me
• Pour Some Sugar On Me
• Me and a Gun
• What, me worry?
• Give me a break!
• Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
• Tell me a story about trains
• they're all the same except for me
• Forgive me, my English is version 0.0
• Big Me
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian

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