Findings:
- Because that would make sense
- "Too long ago" makes no sense to me.
- Ugh, no lights. Make jerky!
- no easy love could ever make me feel the same
- it would make sense (user)
- I did not say it would make sense
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- There's no point unless you make one
- The game we play is life, and there are no rules save the ones we make
- Ideally, the words should make sense
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- Lefties who have no sense of humour
- Sun worship makes sense
- Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
- Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
- When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
- I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- I Had No Time to Hate, Because
- It makes lots of sense to me. Unfortunately, that's what hurts the most.
- This node does not make sense
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
- Have you no sense of decency, sir?
- Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
- When All Is Revealed It Still Won't Make Sense
- Make no bones about it
- All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
- Because the gods that made them are gods no more
- No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
- Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
- Everything is silly and nothing makes sense
- marriage does not make sense
- I want to rip off your logic and make passionate sense to you
- Faking an orgasm does NOT make sense
- Lightning makes no sound, and until the thunder comes, you are alone with the light
- Make something beautiful, no matter how ugly the steps in making it are
- it doesn't make sense in the future
- Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- We no longer celebrate what makes us the same, only what makes us different.
- Nodes which sarcastically argue a point in order to make the other side look foolish are funny
- Computers have no sense of time
- no sense (user)
- No sense of what not to share
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- no sense of direction yet still going somewhere
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- It's funny because it's you
- I shiver because I think you make my bones glow.
- Why do the things that happen to us make such funny stories?
- i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
- 5 Mind-Blowing Facts That Will Literally Make You Go Insane (Because They Blew Your Mind)
- I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
- They leap just because they can, out of joy
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Because I dig you
- Because I say so
- The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
- Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
- Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
- I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
- Gullet and I are standing in the kitchen because that's what we do.
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- I care because you do
- Because it's wrong
- I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
- Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
- We don't write poetry because it's cute
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- I smile just because you exist
- Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
- "Because it's cold"
- And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
- time lost in life because of waiting
- Am I demanding because I want to see you play Dance Dance Revolution and laugh at you?
- We smoke cloves because we can
- Because I needed to hear you over the noise
- I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
- Aliens look like aliens because they're human
- because it wasn't just the air
- The Revolution was Postponed Because of Rain
- She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
- because I love skating bears
- Because the suburbs lacked the proper elevation
- Because I love you
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
- I married him because he was not mean
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- Because the city is falling down
- I shall not fear these streets, because I run these streets
- Because to me that's suicide self-murder
- Because it all burns up
- We know we have fallen because we know who we are
- God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
- Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
- I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
- Death is the saddest thing in the world, because life is the most beautiful
- Because: Context is not important. Because: My life is one long series of contexts.
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- Because it is bitter and because it is my heart
- Shrug (Because of Me and You)
- Pity me not because the light of day
- in spite (or perhaps because) of
- If we are not dead yet, it is because we are too busy dying to know we are dead.
- Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
- They hate us because we're wonderful
- Because we are all real people, and none of us is innocent
- I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
- Because I couldn't
- Because he feared the turn of seasons
- Because, you think, Maybe They Are Delicious.
- It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
- I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
- Because, not in spite of
- Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
- I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
- I give blood because I've got it on my hands.
- Because I lived in Paradise
- You cherish this box because it once held your dreams
- because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
- just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- I ran from Iran because I slam Islam
- I say yes, because I believe in sailboats
- or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
- We love foxes because we killed the wolves
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
- Ignoring a leak because it's on the other side of the boat
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- Because I do not want to forget
- because I have given up any care
- I write because I cannot speak
- Because I can!
- I am saving your nodes because I'll miss you so much
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
- They hate me because I'm beautiful
- For, because
- Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
- there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet
- because everything that is connected is beautiful
- mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
- Books Hazelnut Read Because You Should Also (category)
- because death is just so full, and man so small
- Did we listen to pop music because we were miserable? Or were we miserable because we listened to pop music?
- because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
- because eventually you will see past my magical words and focus once again on the matter at hand
- A sad reminder that just because you are floating does not mean you are rising
- I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
- I miss you because I have nothing else to miss
- Because she is unchanging, you are crazy
- She had incongruity for breakfast because she felt like it
- Important mainly because of the people in the conversation.
- I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
- Two Things I am Compelled to Support because of One Thing I Strongly Believe In
- Humans exist only because opposites exist
- I reject evolution because it's heteronormative.
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