Findings:
- We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever live
- Live the greatest story ever told
- You, born of the water, could you ever live far from the sea?
- I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
- They all lived happily ever after
- A man who will not die for something is not fit to live
- I need your pain or I will not live
- We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
- My favorite place I ever lived
- Soulmates who will never ever meet again
- The U.S. Post Office: Benign little organization, or the linchpin of the greatest conspiracy ever?
- Who Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Story
- These women who must live like the high Sierra white pine, fed somehow by the alpine wind
- Lift not the painted veil which those who live
- Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
- My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
- makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
- GISHWHES (Greatest International Scavenger Hunt the World Has Ever Seen)
- The old lady who lived in a bottle
- "I will live", screams Goofy to the lowering clouds, "I will live!"
- the greatest ever tv series
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- Who Wants to Live Forever?
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- The greatest drill command ever
- I just realized that I will not live to see the invention of time machines
- No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
- If you watch the sunset everyday, you will live forever
- The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane
- This will be the hardest thing you ever do
- Live or Die
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
- An Unexplained Scene, or The Grubbiest Daisy Chains You Ever Saw On A Hobo
- The author is dead. Long live the author.
- everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- An Impassioned Case for Why Predator is One of the Greatest Films Ever Made
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
- in a river aeons past began a trust which unleashed the third greatest force this world has ever seen
- A pansy who lived in Khartoum
- Whose toothbrush is that, I thought you lived alone
- Why people who jog live longer
- Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
- A Date Which Will Live in Infamy
- Making the Movies VII Movie Stars Who Risk Their Lives for Realistic Films
- The man who lived at the end of the world
- The venom of my hate will live beyond the span of this universe to infect the next
- Maybe if we're lucky the person dreaming our lives will wake up
- there is a dead woman who lives beside us
- The People Who Used to Live There
- I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
- Will Everything ever stop expanding?
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- Will I ever know?
- How to know if you will ever experience time travel
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- who shall ever tell the sorrow of being on this earth, lying, on quilts, on the grass, in a summer evening, among the sounds of the night?
- The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do
- the fact that i exist is testament to the perverse wonder that remains in the world, and i am not afraid that it will ever disappear
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- A sad reminder that you will inevitably lose everything you ever gain
- Live Free Or Die!
- Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
- Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him
- Old man who lived by the crick
- How many different species live on or in the average human body?
- Live Free or Die
- As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
- Puking Onstage Before a Live Audience, or: The Pooka Did It
- You won't live longer, it will just feel like it
- The Greatest Snowball That I Ever Witnessed
- It's illegal to bet money on sporting events, so we will gamble with the lives of innocent children
- The greatest paper ever written
- Those Who Tell the Truth Shall Die, Those Who Tell the Truth Shall Live Forever
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- Die Hard 4.0: Live Free or Die Hard
- There was a man who lived a life of fire
- She could not live with or without him
- It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
- LIVE AT LEEDS MEMORABILIA - THE WHO
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
- either only mean people live that long, or mean lives make mean people
- The Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives in Your Home
- when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
- There's a fine line between feeling a will to live and feeling a fear of death. Sometimes they can both lead you down the same path.
- Greatest Story Ever Told
- No one will ever love you for your honesty
- The Greatest Story Ever Told
- The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
- Dischord Recording Artists
- The harshest winter ever
- Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
- Best Week Ever
- I've been smoking ever since
- only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
- The tired scrawl of every word I've ever called my own.
- Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
- The Only Song I've Ever Written
- Authors who refuse to be photographed
- evers (user)
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- first ever Round Valley Day of Gluttony and Tippling
- Just in case you ever wondered..
- the only comfort we could ever have
- If women ever show teeth in a quiet greeting, it is considered a threat.
- risk assessment in the brain and the dumbest thing you ever did before age 25
- Don't work at a golf course
- Best smoke I've ever had
- The best formation pilot I ever saw
- I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
- Snow-white solstice in Switzerland: first ever helvetic nodermeet
- Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?
- Roller Derby
- What did my spleen ever do for me?
- Shortest science fiction story ever
- The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
- have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
- Longest science fiction story ever
- All you ever dream
- If I ever lose my legs
- Johnny Evers
- Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
- Do you start feeling, ever?
- Diary of a dot-commer
- Don't lie. Ever.
- All that I am and ever want to be
- Unhappily Ever After
- Best Math Books Ever Written
- Ever turn your keyboard over and shake it?
- The worst name ever
- fading lost soul marked by this, an ever bleeding eye, a single tear
- The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
- The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
- The most beautiful computer ever
- The Craziest Lady to Ever Grace a Burger King Drive-Thru
- Ebonics began with pirates
- Have You Ever Walked?
- The Most Disappointing Joke Ever
- Slashdot Troll's Greatest Hits
- The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
- The most disturbing thing I ever saw
- The best line I ever used
- Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
- Probably the saddest thing ever
- Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
- dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
- Don't you ever go to work?
- the hottest it has ever been
- Have you ever been illusioned?
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- What ever happened to all the fun in the world
- The funniest thing ever on Pinky and the Brain
- The dumbest thing I ever did while under the influence of alcohol
- You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
- don't ever throw stones at your mother
- A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
- pointless HTML in email
- The bravest man I've ever known
- The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
- Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
- Best Death Ever
- No government can ever give you freedom
- Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
- The Road Goes Ever On
- All I ever needed to know, I learned playing Dungeons and Dragons
- Deconstruction of every single television advertisement, ever
- The worst job interview ever
- Power companies are stealing our electricity!
- the best damned story ever written
- The boldest lie I've ever heard
- Broadway is Missing out on the Biggest Idea Ever
- The first ever Central Maryland Impromptu Noder Gathering
- I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
- Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
- I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
- What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?
- These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
- All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
- Do you mind if I crash on yr stained glass couch for, like, ever?
- Can we ever truly act against our own interests?
- She ain't heavy, she's a mother
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