Findings:

• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• the best Christmas present ever
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• How could you ever have enough?
• the only comfort we could ever have
• The best teacher I ever had
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• Best Math Books Ever Written
• Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• What have the Spanish ever done for us
• Slashdot Troll's Greatest Hits
• The best line I ever used
• The Ten Best Metal Lyrics Ever
• Best homenode bits of accounts I have deleted
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• The Best Feeling Ever
• Parking warning
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• Have You Ever Walked?
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• This is what we have. Let's do our best.
• The best thing ever
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• Have you ever made a just man?
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• The best magic trick you've ever seen
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• Best Week Ever
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• The best comeback ever
• Have you ever thought
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• i cannot ever have you, not even in thoughts.
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• The best formation pilot I ever saw
• Best Death Ever
• the best damned story ever written
• Best smoke I've ever had
• The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
• best users (usergroup)
• Best Buy
• best
• Best Of, Volume 1
• Some of our best friends are three minutes long
• Milwaukee's Best
• Best of the Best
• Best way to a man's heart
• best boy
• on my best days
• Man's best friend
• The best sky
• The best kind of tree
• Revenge is a dish best served cold
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• Weed Jesus
• The best drugs are taken through the eyes
• best interest
• Falling in love with your best friend
• The Best of Both Worlds, Part I
• Best Light
• What Germans do best
• Rage: world's best premium lightweight filler
• Some of my best friends are
• bilby
• Blaine
• my best Patrick
• What is best in life?
• The Best Thing in the World
• Stealing your best friend's girlfriend
• the best look of lipstick
• Best Seller List
• Love is the source of the best bad metaphors
• Best War on Drugs commercials
• Best Bit EP
• Best of All Possible Worlds
• The best Linux distribution
• The best revenge
• When is it best to take crack cocaine?
• Sometimes the best defense is a good offense
• Best Time
• The best thing since sliced bread
• How to find your new best friend
• best buddies
• Best Customer
• My best friend, Josh
• Honesty is the best policy, but wait a while
• The sword fight scene in The Princess Bride
• The best interview advice I received
• Why I stopped shopping at Best Buy
• best friends
• The Best Little Girl in the World
• Some of my best friends are...
• Best Actress
• The best places to get your books
• The best part of having a roommate is getting to bitch about them incessantly
• The Next Best Thing
• Wet Shorts: The Best of Liquid Television
• Made from the best stuff on earth
• Eggland's Best
• ex-girlfriend is my best friend and now she's getting married
• Standing in a parking lot at nine-thirty on a Saturday night, alone, wearing your best underwear
• Kissing your best friend
• Memories of my best friend
• How to get the best value for your tax dollar
• My best dead friend
• Imports are never the best
• I did my best and failed abysmally
• laughter is the best medicine
• Best of the Beast
• Why Starbucks Isn't Seattle's Best Coffee
• Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend
• I do my best to avoid Sleep's sticky tendrils
• Live Era '87-'93
• Amateurs make the best techno
• the best teachers assume nothing
• The best lunch you can make in 5 minutes
• Canada's newest and best referendum idea
• The Best Men's Room in the Boston Area
• How do we find the very best clock?
• A Boy's Best Friend
• Sunrises are the best when you haven't gone to bed yet
• within this robot, your best poetry
• America's Best Comics
• When to purchase fresh vegetables
• Best Practices in Literacy Instruction
• How I invented the best way to trim toenails
• Best in Show
• Some of my best friends are three inches long
• Brainy people make the best friends
• The last (and best) day of high school
• The 70's Are Best Forgotten
• My Best Man's speech, at my best friend's wedding
• Looking For... The Best of David Hasselhoff
• These are some of the best nights of my life
• The Best and the Brightest
• Everything's Best Writeups (superdoc)
• Best Western
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• Moms make the best lunches
• My computer is my best friend. It is my life.
• The best women's room in the Boston area
• Hunger is the best spice
• Best Practices in C/C++ Coding
• Best of Breed
• My gay best friend
• It's best not to touch them while they are leaving
• The Best Scones
• The Best Air Guitar Album in the World...Ever
• My Best Friend's Wedding
• Everything's Best Users XML Ticker (ticker)
• best (user)
• best man's speech
• best man
• Baltimore has the best storms
• Best college admission essays
• Best friends, for awhile
• The Best of James
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• Radio Four is the best cure for insomnia
• The best conversations take place in bed

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