Findings:
- The girl who cried 'rape me'
- You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
- Roll me over and fuck me again
- Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
- To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
- I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
- Would you mind never speaking to me again?
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- Fuck me till I fart
- I wish you would talk to me
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- Everyone Who Pretended To Like Me Is Gone
- Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
- There are a million girls like me out there
- I Bended unto Me
- Someone to Watch over Me
- those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home
- the unbeatable Squirrel Girl Vol.3, Squirrel, you really got me now
- Would you tell me if it was true?
- To the drive who keeps taking me
- Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- You mean the me that you would be
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- Would you like to see me masticate?
- You have no power over me
- What in the world has come over me
- I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
- She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
- To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
- Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
- glitter me the fuck up, skinny jeans
- And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
- Fuck me harder
- who did this to me?
- something terrible comes over me
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
- fuck me gently with a chainsaw
- Remind Me Who I Am, Again
- Pale sickly white girl, why you no love me?
- To the man who keeps happening to me
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
- Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
- Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
- Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
- A Girl Called January Is Talking to Me
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
- To a Young Lady Who Sent Me a Laurel Crown
- You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
- What I would do If I knew what was good for me
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- Fuck me like you fucked that horse
- As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
- Girls possess me but they're never mine.
- fuck you pay me
- I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
- Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
- I know the world will hate me for who I am.
- I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
- watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
- all who come to me with this map are lost
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- Fuck me
- Fuck Me General Public Disclaimer
- Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- Between lap dances and laptops, you seek girls who fuck like they're boneless.
- Fuck Me Like You Mean It
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
- This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
- For the man who inspired me to dance
- Fuck me boots
- That would be me
- The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
- fuck me and marry me young
- bowl me over
- Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
- The Girl I Left Behind Me
- The four-eyed girl could make me cry
- OBAFGKM
- May those who are born after me
- Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
- You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
- Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
- She's sitting across the table from me, my probable future wife
- Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- tied up now fuck me (user)
- You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
- Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
- I used to let a fat girl cuddle with me
- Somewhere there's a god who wants me
- Who Pulls Me Down? Double Predestination in Marlowe's Faustus
- a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
- She Fucks Me
- let me know who you are now.
- Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
- there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- If not me, who? If not now, when?
- Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
- You're a girl to me, plain and simple.
- Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
- who me (user)
- On a Leander Which Miss Reynolds, My Kind Friend, Gave Me
- Everything kind of creeps me out
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
- I Know Who Killed Me
- Strangers with this kind of honesty make me grow a big rubbery one
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
- Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
- Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- i want to show you that anything is possible. i wish you would believe me.
- The stranger who hates me
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- Would you love me if I was a worm
- I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
- to my lover who is most similar to me
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- The Spy Who Loved Me
- Please Please Me
- O Lord Thou pluckest me out
- Rape Me
- Do you know me?
- Eat Me
- Bend Over
- Why Not Me?
- This music crept by me upon the waters
- Don't stand so close to me
- Come to Me
- Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
- Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
- It could be the last time you see me alive
- Zap me
- Drink Me
- C is for cookie, and that's good enough for me
- What an artist the world is losing in me!
- Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
- Wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning
- Me too
- Pour Some Sugar On Me
- Me and a Gun
- You Really Got Me
- Timor mortis conturbat me
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